(Please don't trust everything you read in this chapter-)
Future Bakugo: *appears in class 1a* Hola baby friends. I am here to teach you. Ignore the fact I'm wearing Todoroki merch- I actually stole it as my merch is in the wash- :'(. Anyway learning time!!!
Class 1a: oh god-
Katsuki: *smacks his head off the desk*
Shoto: Heh-
Deku: *opens his mouth*
Future Bakugo: number 3 hero be quiet. Now let's go. *starts a video* so you're just walking around being all human and shit with your tendons and ligaments and muscles. When all of a sudden you get hit with a strong gust of wind that fractured your arm.
Deku: that doesn't happen-
Iida: shut up and let him teach.
F. Bakugo: UwU. This is commonly referred to as breaking your bone but in the medical industry it's called an ouchy bang bang. After one experiences an OBB the potassium cells in the body flock to the scene of the break and fill the hole with a red substance called Hemohobgoblin.
Deku: that's not what its called-
Tokoyami: ShUsH-
Class 1a - Deku: *actually taking notes*
F. Bakugo; let's take a closer look inside of this substance. Now we've cannon balled inside you can clearly see there is a fucking ton of dots in here that about covers it for its composition.
Deku: this is stupid-
F. Bakugo: I will throw you out the window. So stfu. Anyway carrying on. But I'd have my teaching license revoked if I didn't mention the osteoclasts and the osteoblasts. We'll start with the osteoblasts who have the leading role in repearing the bone. The Robert Downey Jr. To your bodys marvel cinematic universe. On the surface of every bone in the human body you'll find the osteoblasts-
Deku: that's no-
F. Bakugo: I'm just kidding you fucking nerd! It's the osteoclasts. Did I have you going? Are you that fucking stupid? You just got osteooutclassed. These boring losers here are the osteoblasts. They look like a tomato covered ditto from pokemon.
Kaminari: *giggles*
F. Bakugo: they break apart the bone they gobble it up. They eat it they have an insatiable appetite. They're fucking gluttony incarnated. Then there is the osteoblasts. Which are the cool ones. They are these blue roombas that just goes across the surface of your bone leaving behind a trail of c*m behind them. Which helps repear. This process is known as Sega Gensis. The suffix Gensis meaning creation on the prefix Sega meaning bad games.
Kirishima: heh.
F. Bakugo: now here's a picture of a melted marshmallow. Does that answer your questions?
Deku: no-
Everyone else: Yes.
Deku: ugh-
F. Bakugo: *bows* and that's how a bone is repeared.
Everyone minus Deku: *applauds*
Deku: that was stupid. You don't even know how to pronounce the words-
F. Bakugo: Just because I wasn't listening to Shoto fully when he was telling me about this doesn't mean I was mispronoucing words.
Deku: you should listen more-
F. Bakugo: *throws Deku out of the window* Yes Shoto actually has a teaching license- he teaches when he isn't doing hero work. The kids love him.
Mina: oooh!
Iida: nice-
F. Todoroki: *appears* you come here
F. Bakugo: did I do something-?
F. Todoroki: nah- well maybe- but I'm not here to talk about that-
Eri: oooh Future Todoroki!!
F. Todoroki: hey. Anyway you're needed by the news company in less than an hour-
F. Bakugo: forgot about that-
Future people: *dissapear*
