Rei: *walks into Class 1a* Shoto you should marry a nice man like Deku.
Shoto: *chokes on the air* which one is it? Marry a nice or someone like Deku?
Katsuki: *trying not to laugh*
Mina: 'oop-'
Iida: 'heh'
Deku: if you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee.
Shoto: is you were my husband I'd drink it.
Kaminari: oop-
Tokoyami: 'hehe.'
Monoma: 'nOw ThIs Is ThE tEa'
Deku: fight me.
Shoto: if you insist. *freezes Deku completely*
Rei: you should still marry him-
Shoto: Bitch you want me to marry someone who would give me poisoned coffee. Bitch you crazy-
Endeavor: Rei leave now.
Rei: no.
Endeavor: leave my son alone.
Rei: He is my son too!
Endeavor: says the one who burnt his face because his left side reminded you of me.
Shoto: *sneaks out of the classroom*
Rei: you were an asshole.
Endeavor: were. I'm making it up. You're making it worse.
Rei: no I'm not-
Endeavor: HE DIDN'T EAT FOR A WHOLE MONTH BECAUSE YOU SAID HE WAS GETTING FAT!!
Katsuki: a month-
Monoma: -without food-
Tokoyami: -Geez
Rei: I said no such thing!! I told him if he kept eating that much soba a day he would end up fat!
Dabi: no you called him fat.
Rei: your a villain get out of here!
Overhaul: nah- *drinks some tea that he magically got*
Rei: *uses her ice quirk and hits Overhaul*
Overhaul: Fuck- holy shit I'm bleeding- wtf did you do-
Endeavor: Hawks isn't going to be happy-
Rei: why would Hawks care about a villain?! Also Hawks isn't here.
Shinso: *opens the window*
Endeavor: *lifts up his arm*
Rei: tf are you doing?!
-with Hawks-
Hawks: *flying around* OH EnDeaVoR lIfTeD hIs ArM- *flys through the window and lands on Endeavor's arm*
Endeavor: He is now.
Overhaul: *sat against the wall*
Tsuyu: *looking after him*
Overhaul: girl I'm a villain-
Tsuyu: and your hurt. So shut up-
Hawks: *looks around and sees him* *angry bird noises* WHO THE FUCK HURT OVERHAUL?!
Overhaul: 'I didn't even notice him-'
Endeavor: my ex wife.
Hawks: Rei.
Rei: Hawks.
Dabi: Dabi.
Toga: *giggles*
Shoto: *walks back in* shit is still happening? Okay I'm going-
Rei: *grabs him* your staying here
Shoto: 'all around me are familiar faces-' well shit-
Rei: *leaves an ice burn on Shoto's arm*
Shoto: OW!!
Endeavor: let go of my son!
Rei: our son!
Endeavor: whatever. Just let go of him! Your hurting him!
Rei: no I'm not!!
Shoto: *in pain*
Iida: *runs and smacks Rei and takes Shoto away in the process* *hands Shoto to Katsuki*
Rei: huh- who tf did that?!
Hawks: someone.
Katsuki: Shoto show me your arm-
Shoto: *shakes his head*
Katsuki: please.
Shoto: fine- *shows him his arm*
Katsuki: that's a bad ice burn-
Aizawa and Mic: *walk in* TF?!
Endeavor: hey-
Hawks: Get this Bitch out of my sight!
Mic: what did she- *looks around the class* Nevermind! *handcuffs Rei and walks off* Back off the the mental hospital.
Aizawa: *runs over to Shoto and Katsuki* Fucking hell. I've had it with that woman.
Hawks: *jumps of Endeavor's arm and runs to Overhaul* Overhaul?!
Overhaul: Hawks?
Hawks: *starts to take his mask off*
Overhaul: Hawks-
Hawks: shut up. It's hard enough to breathe in that thing- *takes his mask off*
Overhaul: *winces as Tsuyu accidentally catches his shoulder*
Tsuyu: I'm sorry-
Overhaul: it's okay.
Hawks: wtf happened?!
Overhaul: Rei hit me with her quirk.
Hawks: ffs.
Overhaul: I'll be fine-
Hawks: stfu
Overhaul: make me.
Hawks: *kisses him*
Iida: O-O
Endeavor: 'in front of the kids?'
Overhaul: 'now? I mean I don't care-'
-like 10 minutes later-
Overhaul and Shoto: *with recovery girl*
Endeavor: sorry about that Aizawa.
Aizawa: it's okay. You stopped her from hurting any more students. I'm sorry that she hurt Shoto-
Endeavor: it's okay. He wants to go to yours this weekend-
Aizawa: sure.
Mic: wE gEt mY oThEr SoN tHiS wEeKeNd?!
Aizawa: yes now shut up.
