Jirou and Momo

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(Ya this is how they got together-)

-at a party Momo's parents decided to have-

Momo: Mother why is there this party-

Momo's mother: to find you a boyfriend.

Momo: 'I like a girl tho-' but I don't want a boyfriend.

Momo's father: don't be silly. What about that boy you used to play with all the time. Endeavor's son.

Momo: 1. No. 2. He is pan and doesn't like me. 3. I don't like him like that.

Momo's mother: now go dance with that guy. *pushes Momo to him*

Momo: 'ah fuck- he stinks of alcohol-'

-after that dance-

Momo: *finds Shoto who was there as emotional support* Shoto I'm going outside. Tell my parents something else-

Shoto: okay. That other guy looked like an asshole-

Momo: he was. I hated it. He stunk of alcohol.

Shoto: I'm going to cause a distraction so you can get out of here- *walks over somewhere else and 'accidentally' sets something on fire before walking off*

Everyone: *focuses on the fire*

Momo: *mouths a thank you at him before running out of the house and outside*

Shoto: *goes back to standing in a corner and refusing anyone who asked him to dance*

-with Momo-

Momo: *sits down on the steps at the back of the house*

Jirou: *walks over bc she was chilling nearby* Hey-

Momo: what are you doing here-?

Jirou: you looked upset so here I am.

Momo: heh. My parents set up a party so I could find a boyfriend.

Jirou: don't you like girls more-?

Momo: yes. I'll admit some of them look good but I don't like any of them.

Jirou: cool-

Momo: I can't bring myself to tell either of them.

Jirou: hmm- can I sing something to you-?

Momo: sure.

Jirou: Momo, darling, you're my best friend. But there are a few things you don't know of. Why I borrow your lipstick so often. I'm using your shirt as a pillow case-

Momo: O///O

Jirou: I wanna ruin our friendship.

Momo: what-

Jirou: we should be lovers instead.

Momo: O/////////O. You mean it-?

Jirou: yeah. It's okay. I'll just go. *stands up and starts walking off*

Momo: 'fuck-' *stands up and grabs her wrist*

Jirou: what-

Momo: *turns Jirou around so they are facing each other and kisses her*

Shoto: *walks over* Momo- 'knew it' *leans against the wall*

Jirou: *smiles* you should really go back in. I'll see you at school.

Momo: okay.

Jirou: *waves and runs off*

Momo: *waves*

Shoto: *walks to Momo* So no boyfriend?

Momo: *jumps* Shoto- fuck off you know I didn't want a boyfriend.

Shoto: I know. You're parents are starting to get worried-

Momo: okay. *walks arm in arm with Shoto back into the place* don't leave my side.

Shoto: I wouldn't dare-

Endeavor: *walks over to them* This is boring and everyone smells of alcohol-

Momo: yes-

Shoto: I don't-

Endeavor: I know that-

Momo: *giggles*

Momo's mother: Momo we have a nice boy we think you should meet-

Steve: Bish I'm gay-

Momo's mother: not you. Him. *pulls a random pervert guy forward*

Momo: no-

Momo's father: we also found a girl for you Shoto.

Shoto: uhh nah I'm good. *quickly messages Jirou and Bakugo*

-with Bakugo and Jirou-

Bakugo: huh- *checks his phone* Tf?!

Jirou: I'm guessing you got the same message as me?

Bakugo: about Momo and Shoto?

Jirou: Yes-

Bakugo: let's go-

Both: *run off to Momo's house*

-with Momo and Shoto-

Shoto: I don't want to be with that hoe-

Momo: and I don't want to be with that pervert-

Momo's parents: *slaps both of them* deal with it.

Endeavor: *walks over* what are you doing? *carefully pushes Momo and Shoto behind him*

Momo's parents: we are giving them love interests.

Endeavor: they're clearly uncomfortable so stop.

Momo's mother: Shut up. My daughter needs a boyfriend.

Endeavor: she doesn't need one.

Momo's mother: Yes she does the *BlEEp*

Endeavor: ÒnÓ

Shoto: *hugging a crying Momo*

Momo's mother: Your son is also a *blEeP*

Endeavor: *rage mode on* what did you say about my son?!

Bakugo and Jirou: *crash in* WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!

Momo's parents: What?!

Bakugo and Jirou: *spot Shoto and Momo crying* what did you do to them?!

Momo's mother: they're *BLeeP*

Endeavor: Don't call my son or your daughter that!!

Bakugo and Jirou: *run over to Momo and Shoto* you two okay?

Momo: no.

Shoto: *shrugs*

Bakugo: get out of here and wait for us outside.

Shoto: okay. *takes Momo outside*

Bakugo: *turns to Momo's parents* soooo you two are the fucking idiots.

Jirou: Momo doesn't need or want a boyfriend. She is happily taken!

Momo's mother: What?!! By who?!

Jirou: ME!

Bakugo: *to busy screaming at Momo's father to hear Jirou*

Endeavor: guys let's just leave. *walks off basically dragging Bakugo*

Bakugo: lets me kill them!!!

Endeavor: no.

-when they get outside-

Jirou: *runs to Momo and hugs her*

Momo: *hugs her back*

Bakugo: Endeavor can I stay over at yours for the night-

Endeavor: sure. Shoto could use a friend.

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