Tokoyami: Well I'm dead-
God: All right you ready for your funeral?
Tokoyami: yeah let's get it over with.
God: all right this is serious I want you to be serious now.
Tokoyami: I got you I got you.
Mic: here lies the body of someone special.
Tokoyami: Pffft- wait wait wait why do I look like that?!
God: you look nice.
Tokoyami: I look like imma bout to jump out the casket but go ahead-
Mic: we are all-
Aoyama: My BABY!!
Tokoyami: *laughing* I'm so sorry- that- that caught me off guard. That caught me off guard go ahead.
Mic: we will now have the viewing of the body-
His unnamed mother: *faints*
Mic: sOmEbOdy CaTcH hEr-
Tokoyami: *laughing*
God: •–•
Tokoyami: God I'm sorry it's just so happy- Why she faint like that-?
His unnamed father: *clapping*
Tokoyami: *crying from laughing* Why he playing patty cake-?! Why- why he playing patty cake?!
God: Can you be serious please for one second!!
Tokoyami: okay.
God: thank you!
Mic; the loss we are dealing with today is sad. But heaven has gained another angel. Fly. Fly. Fly. Fly. Fly High. Fly-y.
Tokoyami: God. God.
God: what you gonna do now?
Tokoyami: can I go do something real quick?
God: what? What do you wanna do?
Tokoyami: let me do something real quick!
God: Fine! Go! Go. Go.
Mic: we are hurt-
"Dead" Tokoyami: rah.
Everyone: O-O/*screaming*
God: *laughing*
Tokoyami: wait. Look. Look. Look!
"Dead" Tokoyami: Hear me-
Everyone: *screaming*
God: *laughing* you is terrible!
God and Tokoyami: Period- *laughing*
Tokoyami: one more. One more.
"Dead" Tokoyami: F is for friends who do stuff together-
Aoyama: U is for you and me-
Everyone else: *screaming*
"Dead" Tokoyami: I'm done will yall I'm gone.
Everyone: *screaming*
Tokoyami and God: *laughing and crying*
God: O-O he ran out of air-
Tokoyami: *taking deep breaths*
God: oh oh.
Tokoyami: I am dead. Literally!
