Jirou: oh my god look at that face.
Shoto: if your feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place!
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Kaminari: I like you Sero.
Sero: I like Mina now.
Kaminari: I gave you a goldfish!
Sero: Mina gave me cookie.
Kaminari: fair-
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Aoyama: LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!
Tokoyami: I'm so scared-
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Dabi: as he came in through the window was the sound of-
Endeavor: shut the fuck up ah!
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Kaminari: I bet you I can hit this note-
Shoto: no please don't-
Kaminari: *screams*
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Rei: I don't know what you're doing with your little friends but in this house we have rules!
Shoto: sorry mom I'm not fluent in *random noises*
Rei: *slaps him*
Shoto: *slaps her back*
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Sero: how do I get my crush to ask me out?
Jirou: you know how everyone says be yourself?
Sero: yeah?
Jirou: well don't do that.
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Toga: uh I have no friends.
Dabi: BiTcH wHaT aM i?! A RoAcH?!
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Natsuo: if there is one thing in this house I know how to do it's how to cook.
Fuyumi: what are you making? Fire?
Natsuo; OH MY GOD-
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Eri: you've got this Mirio. Make them wait for it and BoOm.
Mirio: *winks*
Tamaki: *as red as a tomato*
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Shoto: BEEP! Oh my god there's a fire!
Shinso: I'm making food-
Monoma: *laughing*
Shoto: are you a smoke detector?
Shinso: no-
Shoto: that's what I thought. Shut up. BEEP!
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Fuyumi: welcome to dating advice with Fuyumi. Natsuo what's your question?
Natsuo: how do you tell if a girl likes you?
Fuyumi: SHE DOESN'T!
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Shoto: I'll be right back. *walks off*
Dabi: you.
Katsuki: me?
Dabi: yeah you.
Natsuo: break his heart.
Fuyumi: we chop your d*** off.
