Newsies (1992 version)

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I loved the Newsies musical, but I HATED the movie so much. Jack, Davey, and Les were so boring and lackluster. Crutchie's voice sounded like when you were a kid you'd plug your nose and talk and pretend to be squidward. No one could FUCKING sing. Christian Bale's Jack showed no emotions at all, like I hated him so much. The movie was boring as hell, and terrible. It's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back. So fuck the Newsies movie.

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