Various!Haikyuu x Male Reader

Chapter Forty-Four

"So you're saying you lost a bet and have to wear this?" Ushijima asked.

"yea, Elycia, F/n, and I do this everyday to each other at our school." I replied, "one time, F/n lost a bet and we made him sing whenever he talks to someone, turned him into a musical. Another time, Elycia lost a bet, and she had to go from her usual happy clothing, to something more dark and scary, which she complained by the end of the day of how it was "so not watermelon"..."

Ushijima just nodded as Hinata was trying his best to get through the tall three boys that surrounded me.

"So your bet was to.. wear those short shorts and the thigh socks?" Iwaizumi asked pausing in his sentence.

"Mhm," I replied. "...Don't even think about it." I said narrowing my eyes at Oikawa who held his hands up in defense and a smug smirk on his face. 

"Okay, that's fine, we could eat out instead~" Oikawa replied as I rolled my eyes a bit. 

"Friendly McExtrovert, lets go, I don't know how much longer I can feel the embarrassment here.." I said as I grabbed hold of Hinata's wrist and walked off...

But not before having my ass get smacked by a hand causing me to yelp and glare at Oikawa. "Pervykawa is what you are!" I said with a red face as I walked off with Hinata as I can here the faint shouting and scolding of Iwaizumi to Oikawa, I can feel Ushijima's deadly aura as me and Hinata left.

"erm... uh.. Y/n-chan? S-Sunshine?" hinata stuttered a bit as he covered his eyes with his free hand.

"Yea?"

"Your expose thigh skin is red... sorry to look.."

".....OH HEY LOOK THERE'S OUR TEAM LETS GO!!!" I said yelling out of embarrassment.

A few minutes later...

I had explained to the guys as everyone seemed to understand my situation.... though Noya and Tanaka had a nosebleed the moment they saw what I was wearing. Ukai just said something like, "kids these days.." or something like that.

But anyway, we got in the gym and began practicing on our own for now. I looked over to the other side of the net when I hear a whistle from the one and only Terushima Yuji... for now, all I can think of calling him is... Mr. Steal yo girl... or boy... for now, its Mr. Steal Yo Boy... "Damn, for a guy like you, I think calling you hot mama the first time seems to fit you just right~" He said tuning his tone into a husky one. Him smirking at me and his hungry look in his eyes ARE NOT HELPING!!

Once all of this is over, I swear I'm going to kill Elycia mentally... by destroying her BL mangas in the guess room in my house... but of course I wouldn't personally do it since I read all sorts of manga...

"Oi, keep your balls in your pants asshole," Kageyama pulled me close to his chest protectively as if he was my boyfriend... bitch what the fuck?

"And avert your eyes away from our Tiger, Playboy," Nishinoya growled protectively.

By this time, the guys stopped what they were doing and all got up in front of me in a protective manner.

Elycia was taking pictures of this just for the fun of it as Kiyoko and Yachi tried to calm the guys down as they were successful in keeping them on their leash.

"You got quite the protection squad, that really wants me to win you over them, how's about you and I hit the town after this match Hot mama~" Terushima winked at me..

I feel half of me just wants to drop kick him... while the other half of me is swooning for him... I really need to stop watching anime with hot and cute characters in them with Elycia... her personality is rubbing off on me..

"I didn't hear a no~ I'll take it as a yes then, see you at five~" He said, making finger gun gestures to me.

"you didn't even let me..!" I began but he already jogged back to his teammates as I groaned in frustration.

"Permission to rip his head off?" Tanaka asked.

"No, no, no ripping heads off, it gets blood everywhere," Suga said, "let's poison his drink!"

"Suga no.." I said.

"Suga yes."

Small timeskip

The game went on and these Johzenji guys are all over the place!! They're like a herd of hinatas!! And they follow up the "Monkey sees and monkeys do" method... Its amazing they do it perfect on the first watch... sometimes... 

They aren't taking this seriously either at all, instead, they make it look like this is an elementary game for them. 

Most of the time I'm up front, Terushima doesn't stop flirting with me, which makes Kageyama lose his focus and barked at him... Hinata barked the loudest when I bolted from the front to the back to save the ball from going out. All I heard was..

"Damn, look at dat ass~" Teru whistled.

"BARK BORK BARK BARK BARK BORF BORF FVDFBTYNFV PLAYBOY!!" Hinata practically barked.

"SUMIMASEN!!" Daichi and Suga apologized to the referee when he was giving Hinata a stern look.

I dived down and saved the ball right on time as I pushed myself back to my feet and ran back to the others to continue the game as it is. 

Elycia looked around noticing F/n was nowhere in sight, but in the crowd above, she did notice Bokuto and Akaashi there, guess they weren't kidding that they were going to watch the game all the way through.

Not a few more minutes passed by, we finally won two sets. The team was feeling good about the win as I was doing some leg stretches, before getting up. Kiyoko handed me my water bottle as I gave her a nod of my thanks before looking over to Johzenji gathering their things together and heading out the gym door.

I thought for a moment before walking over to the net. "Hey Mr. Steal Yo Boy!" I called out as Terushima looked over to me blinking a bit. I can tell he's attitude was a bit different since he did face defeat from us just now. 

I'm not one to say things.... but I'm only helping him get through this since he has another year ahead to get his act together. "... good game.." I said a bit, "...I'll see you after this tournament." I added before leaving quickly jogging over to the others and picking up my bag.

Before any of them could ask me anything, the Johzenji boys yelled loudly around Terushima and cheering him on. Guess they can recover that quickly.

"what was that about?" Tsukishima asked raising a brow.

"I agreed to go on this... date with the guy." I said plainly.

"EEEEEEEEEEE N/n-chan is all grown up!!" Elycia said as she was have fake tears of joy, "I can finally see your bright future and wedding"

"How deep is your goddamn fantasy and shit with me dating some guy! We're just going to hang out!" I yelled at her chasing after her, ahead of the others, leaving them in complete shock of me actually agreeing on going on a date with Terushima.

"That damn playboy!!!" Noya and Tanaka said dramatically falling down on their knees and end up heartbroken as the others sighed. They can't do anything about it... or can they?