friends [muke af]

character ask answers!!

friends character ask answers. january 2015. 

clémence

q : i ship you and calum

a : me too

q : how are your plans for getting muke back together working?

a : pretty d.amn well

q : do you fell like luke is your second dad?
a : yes, 100% 

q : how can i be a cool fourteen year old like you?

a : ALMOST FIFTEEN

sophie : *cries* remember when she was saying ‘almost five’, because i do and it hURTS

q : is it weird that you like calum and he used to babysit you?

a : he literally sat in his room doing inappropriate things with chicks while luke fed me walnuts

luke : they were actually pistachios 

sophie : they were actually pistachios 

liz : they were actually pistachios 

rosie : they were actually pistachios

steve : they were actually pistachios

obama : they were actually pistachios 

michael 

q : you were bottom, sorry for that

a : don’t remind me

sophie : he’s a very confused homosexual

q : when are you going to marry luke?

a : i don’t wanna ruin the surprise for you. it’s gonna break your heart in two

q : can you stay in new york forever?

a : be a babe, and look at the answer above

q : do you still talk to clémence’s mom? does she ever see her mom?
a : i do update rosie here and there. if c ever decided she wants to see her mother, she is more than welcome to

q : do you ship clémence and calum?

a : i think the age gap is a little big, especially at her specific age right now. but, i know that no matter what, calum will treat her right and keep her safe and happy, and that’s satisfying. i know this is weird to say, but i am a father, and i have to make sure my baby girl will be happy long after i’m gone.

luke 

q : are you all getting married or nah?

a : probs

q : do you think michael is hot af now that you see him live for the first time?

a : he’s beyond what i could have asked for

q : i didn’t getting any wedding invitations, there must be something wrong

a : ME AF

q : now that you can see, what’s you favorite book?

a : i think fight club, i am a physiologist, and i do appreciate a good book that will make you question life

q : do you miss calum?

a : i do, i really do. he was my eyes for all those years. he was more than my best friend, he was more than my brother. 

calum

q : you are 31, please get away from my clémence

a : SOPHIE, STOP, YOU LITERALLY SEND AN QUESTIONS TO YOUR OWN CHARACTER ASK AND FANTASIZE OVER A TWENTY YEAR OLD IN A SUCKISH BAND

sophie : *wipes tears* oh yeah? well, you set your friend’s eyes on fire

q : are you romantically interested in clémence?

a : *smiles* yeah, i—i guess i am

q : are you gonna get it on with clémence when she’s legal?
a : only if she’s okay with it

q : WILL YOU MOVE TO NEW YORK SO EVERYONE WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN?

a : *chuckles* i don’t miss those awful winters, nope. 

ashton & silver

q : what’s your ship name?

ash : we wanted #sashton, but sophie already claimed that for her and i

sophie : d.amn right i did

q : silver, does ashton have a daddy kink?

s : sometimes

q : how did this come to be?
s : well, we met before at a few mutual get-together, my music career started to get its way up, so i was at events he was at as well. then, one day, i was getting my morning caffeine, reading a magazine with his face plastered on the front. ash happened to come in, see me fantasizing at his HD face.. and it just happened. 

q : i thought calum and silver would end up together

a & s : he has a thing for younger chicks

q : have you guys done the frickle frackle?

a & s : duh

sophie

q : who is your fav person? (hint : she’s your bae)

a : ivona aka the 5’11” smut-writing princess

q : why are you so cool?

a : i AM LAME AF

q : how are you so amazing? how did this happen?
a : oh my god, you guys are too sweet. you don’t understand how much your comments mean to me, i love you all to death. 

q : have you ever touched the fret of your cello and felt the warm embrace?

a : this is actually funny because i’ve been playing the cello for almost thirteen years now, so yes, i have felt the fingerboard of my cello and felt her warm embrace

I'M SO SAD THERE ARE ONLY, LIKE, THREE CHAPTERS LEFT THEN THEIS SERIES IS OVER. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I AM IN TEARS.