Dedicated to @xrachel_rowex.
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Me: Hey mom. Lacey (cousin) is really dead now :)
Mom: What? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Mom: WHY DID YOU ADD A SMILEY FACE?
Mom: ANSWER ME!
<10 minutes later>
Me: What are you talking about? Sorry, I put my phone on silent.
Mom: You said Lacey WAS DEAD!
Me: Oh sorry I meant really red, she dyed her hair red, remember?
My: oops autocorrect
