Dedicated to @_Queen_Of_Fire_.
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Me: dad there is a moth in bathroom plz come kill it
Me: dad PLZ! I'm gonna cry!
Me: daddy!!!
Dad: dad is dead, your next ~Moth
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Me: dad it's raining can you come pick me up?
Dad: omg
Me: dad PLZ
Dad: omg
Me: dad!!!!
Dad: omg
Me: I'm gonna tell mom!
Dad: omg no
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Me: hey my friend changed all my contact names.... Eho is this
Guy: what does it say
Me: Baka
Guy: Umm this is James your ex
Me: oh I guess she didn't change this 1
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boy: baby R u jellouse?
Me: no
Boy: baby R u jealous?
Me:no
Boy: baby r u jealousy?
Me: I already told u, No
Boy: baby can I get a kiss?
Me: GO ASK THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED UR FACEBOOK STATUS!!!
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Me: hey my lil sis changed all my contact names. Who is this
Friend: wait what does it say?
Me: THE DARK UNDER LORD
FRiend:LOL! ROFL DKNT CHANGE IT
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Dog: WHERES MR DUCK!?
Me: shut up I'm busy
Dog: WHERES MR DUCK!!!!
Me: shut up
Dog: IM STRESSED I NEED MR DUCK!!!!!
Me: I think he is under the couch now shut up
Dog: MY HEAD IS TO FAT! NOW WHt!?
Me: shut up
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Bf: hey.... I don't think this is working out... I'm breaking up with you
Gf: what ever! You'll never find anybody like me!
Bf: that's the point
Gf:......
