Dedicated to _Chocolate_Queen_.
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Me: #this #hashtag #trend #is #so #good #I #cant #stop
Friend:but that trend is like last year -.-
Me: #Its #not #for #me
Friend: stop
Me: #I #Cant #understand #words #without #hashtag
Friend: #stopbeforeIcallyourmom
Me: #No #please #dont #Ill #stop
Friend: #called
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Me: Have you remembered when we were at a treehouse last 6 years and I pushed you down? Ahhaha your body turn so red! xD :D
Friend: umm we only met last year.....
Me: Then who did I pushed??
Friend: Are you drunk?Me: ohhh I remember now! I pushed myself!
Friend: #lonely #stayawayfrommeandnevercome2milesnearme #butyoustilloweme10dollarsago
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Girl friend: Hey honey, what are you doing now?
Me: Eating Nachos at the bed
Girlfriend: What would you do if im there with you? ;) ;)
Me: I would eat my nachos
Girlfriend:Then what if the Nachos are not there?? ;) :)
Me: I would go get out my bed and get my nachos.
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Friend: Hey I got you a question. Whats better? To love or to be loved?
Me: To love :*
Friend: Why?
Me: You need to love your food <3
Friend: Well that makes more sense :|
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Freind: Now if you excuse me, ill go spit this toothpaste..
Me: Well in that case,*pushes you out the house and locks the door*WHOOOOOOOO PARTY TIME BABY!SPIT YOUR F**KING TOOTHPASTE AT THE LAWN..
Friend: Why are we friends again?
