Dedicated to @clueless_clumsy_me. DO NOT post these without @clueless_clumsy_me permission! If you do... We may have a probmlem, k? lol :P
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Person1: hey what's up?
Person2: I'm making grandma jelly
Person1: sounds............. Fun??
Person2: omg. Mayhaw not grandma! I wonder how grandma jelly would taste?
Person1: me too. This is why we are friends.
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Heres another, thanks @clueless_clumsy_me!
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Daniela: watcha dooin?
Me: nothin' just cutting a couple of puppy's for fruit salad.
Me: OMG!! I'm a moms taking!!!!! I meant papaya!!!!!!!!!
Me: Monster not moms taking.
Me: ok. So let's get some things straight. Firstly I don't cut puppy's. Second I called my self a monster.
Daniela: I'm calling the cops. That's it this friendship is over. Wondering how many years of jail you will suffer.
Me: on...... Floor........*gasp*........need..air....hahahahaha
Daniela: wats ur address the cops need to know.........
---i delete her contact---
