Dedicated to @eternalmoonstar.
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*The below may offend some users. Discretion advised*
Me: Hey bestie
Friend:hey
me: can you wake me up in the meningitis
me: wtffffffff?
friend: wtf?!?!
me: meningitis?????
friend: omg i'm LAUGHING MY A** OFF!!!!
me: lmao too ooooommmmmgggg
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1- hey i have a secret ingrediant in my cake recipe
2- what is it?
1- Vaginal extract. Don't tell anyone
2- excuse me?
1- OMG i meant VANILLA omg
1- duck autocorrect
1- FUCK autocucumber
