Dedocated to @EmilyDustin.
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*Some may find the below inappropiate*
Me: Hey Mom, I got an A on my math test!
Mom: That's good, I'm checking your grades.. holy kid Em! How'd you get an F?!
Me: I did?
Mom: Oh what that's the 1st trimester..
Me: Oh okay.....What does Holy kid mean?
Mom:What? Oh...I meant holy cow...
Me: Alright then.......
Mom: I need to figure out how to turn the erect off..
Me:ERECT?! MOM I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Mom: Haha, I'm going to get ready.
Me: Alright! Love you Mom, see you soon.
