Dedicated to @_Chocolate_Queen_.
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Jeremy: Besides, Chiptole is closed for 9 hours and 30 more minutes.
Me: Lol you know the time? Haha well McDonkadonk is open 24 hours.
Me: Holy cr*p I meant Mcdonalds. Darn you autocorrect!
Jeremy: Lmao. That was epic.
Me: My phone hates me! But apparently it enjoys large butts.
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Mom: Autie Rose died in the hospital. Pray for her. LOL.
Me: what the hell? Do you know the meaning of lol.
Mom: Lots of Love?
Me: .........
