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Mum: Good Evening Miss (Her Name), I'd like to mention that my son fell off the stairs and he hit his knee really hard, so he won't be able to attend P.H.E. for a month, please execute him.
Teacher: Sorry, but I'm not Hitler enough to do that.
Mum: Excuse me?
Mum: Oh, I'm so sorry , I meant Example*
Exclude*
Teacher : Err.. I get it miss (mums name)
Mum: E x c u s e h i m* . Sorry about the author correct
Ugh, hope you still get it ...