Dedicated to @rareheart2013.
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Person 1:Dude you were so drunk last night
Person 2:No I wasn't
Person 1:Some guy stole your TV
Person 2: So...
Person 1:You ran after him saying "you forgot the remote"
Person 2: Oh, you thought I was drunk?
Person 1:O.O
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David: hi
Eric: dude its 3am. y r u txting me
David: I can't sleep.
Eric: count sheep
David: I tried that but my ocd kicked him. One sheep, two sheep, chicken, cow, pig, Old McDonald had a farm, ayy mockerania
Eric: this is y we're friends
