Dedicated to @Real_Unicorn_Ninja.
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Friend: GUESS WHAT?
Me: What?
Friend: he said he liked me back!
Me: Awwwww.... Jessan (her) and Jesse sitting in at tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Friend: Um, we haven't kissed yet.
Friend: But we might
Me: First comes love, then comes marriage...
Me: Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage...
Friend: Nooo
Me: Then comes blame, then comes despair... Two broken hearts beyond repair...
Friend: STOP
Me: Jesse leaves Jessan, and takes the tree...
Me: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Friend: NO! Stop that that's a lie!
Me: LOL IVE BEEN WAITING TO USE THAT FOR SO LONG! XD
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Thank you! :)