Part: 27

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Friend: GUESS WHAT? 

Me: What? 

Friend: he said he liked me back! 

Me: Awwwww.... Jessan (her) and Jesse sitting in at tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

Friend: Um, we haven't kissed yet. 

Friend: But we might 

Me: First comes love, then comes marriage...

Me: Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage... 

Friend: Nooo 

Me: Then comes blame, then comes despair... Two broken hearts beyond repair... 

Friend: STOP 

Me: Jesse leaves Jessan, and takes the tree... 

Me: D-I-V-O-R-C-E 

Friend: NO! Stop that that's a lie! 

Me: LOL IVE BEEN WAITING TO USE THAT FOR SO LONG! XD

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