Dedicated to @BornToSing01.
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Me: :-{D
Me: Mexican with a mustache.
Kayleigh: Lmao (Laughing my apples off.)
Me: Lol! Guess his name!
Kayleigh: Pablo?
Me: Nope!
Kayleigh: Then what is it?
Me: His name is... Alejandro, and he doesn't like you.
Kayleigh: >:-( I hate you Alejandro.
Alejandro: I hate you too.
Kayleigh: ...
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Danny: You were so drunk last night!
Michael: No I wasn't!
Danny: Dude, you walked up to a Mexican with a mustache and yelled, "MARIO! I SOLUTE YOU!"
Michael: ...Did he solute me back?
Danny: I have got to get new friends!
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Joke:
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Jana: Sure!
Me: Shopping is the best form of exercise! It exercises your arms, your legs, and your bank account!
Jana: This is why we are friends.
