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My friend: Guys guys I just bought a Winnie the Poig pen
My friend: no I mean plugs
My friend: argh it's pooh
Me: I get it... your keyboard really likes you
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Joe: How is the Alaska?
Fred: It's so cold, I have to put on an extra skirt
Joe: LOL really? Never knew you did this kind of stuff
Fred: No, no, FML I meant shirt! Why does my keyboard heat me
Joe: you mean hate
Fred: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
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Me: Your book is preeeetty ok considering the number of reads
Wait sorry gotta go eat apples
My friend: Lol ok
Me: Cherry
I am thinking of righting a book, what should I write
*writing
My friend: What
Me: Hmmm?
My friend: Hmmmmmmmm
Anything rly
It's our book after all
*ur
Me: Sweat
I mean sweet
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Me: WHAT THE BLOOFY ARE YOU THINKING
My friend: Uh, what?
Me: I MEAN... I mean bloody .-.
My friend: That just ruined the seriousness lol
Me: I'm still mad
but lmao
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My friend: My husband came 5 seconds after yours
Me: WHAT
My friend: AH WHAT NO I MEAN UGH IT'S BUS NOT HUSBAND
Me: Good to know
My friend: I HATE AUTOCORRECT FML
