Dedicated to @BornToSing01.
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Friend: Where are you?
Me: The beach
Friend: Oh yeah! I forgot you were going this weekend! You having fun?
Me: Yup! And you will never guess what I saw!
Friend: What?
Me: Some old guy with KRABS!!!
Friend: .... WHAAATTT????
Okay then... As long as you don't catch them!
Me: Oh dear lord I meant sand crabs.
Friend: OMG! Lol! Hilarious!!!
Me: I did not see a guy with the Krabs, and I hope to god that he doesn't have AIDS.
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Friend: Hey, you having fun at the beach?
Me: Yup! And you'll never guess what I saw!
Friend: What'd you see?!?
Me: I saw someone get bit bye a crap!
Friend: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!
Me: Oh dear God I meant crab!
Friend: Lol.
