I woke up to little sounds of crying in the room Fee was in so I opened it finding her bent over squeezing her legs Heavy breathing and everything is
"What's wrong with you?"
"I have to pee so bad," she said fucking shaking
"Then go pee? I don't understand"
"I held it in too long. It hurts so bad"
Why do females all hold in the pee? go pee nigga?
"You have to pee yourself"
"No that's embarrassing"
"More embarrassing than what's happening right now?"
"I'm not doing that"
"How long you've been holding it"
"What time is it?"
"noon"
"9 hours"
"Shit" I semi yelled going over to her to pick her up.
"Pee. Pee now."
"No no no not on you? You gotta piss kink
or something" she smiled
"I'm not even playing right now. The bathroom is 2 steps away."
"I just didn't feel like it"
I put her down and she ended up peeing on herself soon as she stood up.
Limping herself to the bathroom peeing dripping down her legs.
I swear she was peeing for 10 minutes straight. I mean I did stare but still.
Now I gotta go get this Infection kit. And cranberry juice. At least that's what google says.
"Your nipples are the same color as your hair, "I said glancing at them. She was taking a bath.
"Yeah...."
"That's kinda cool"
"Okay" she nodded
"You good?"
"No"
"Dont do that shit again. That was very dumb" I laughed
"Whatever"
"Anyways. Your next faze is coming up. Then after that, you got to get these pills."
"Yep"
"You acting dry"
She didn't reply.
We were still in the bathroom and she finally washed her hair. She sat on the counter in front of me and just stared. Which you could barely tell from her wet extra curly hair cover her forehead and eyes. But I could sense it.
She lifted her hand then traced the tattoos on my stomach feeling my abs. Then she grabbed my dick hard as shit.
"Bro chill, "I said scooting away. That shit hurt.
"I wanna see it"
"See what"
"Your thing. Obviously"
"No, let's go to CVS," I said opening the door and her short ass followed. Limping off behind me.
Walking out of the room down the stairs I turned around and she still had that towel on her.
"Oh shit my bad, "I said going into one of my laundry rooms getting her some ripped jeans.
Okay, I'm not fucking weird but when I gave her some pants they almost fit her. So when she was asleep I measured her and she's a size 14 in jeans and it's cause of her ass but her legs are medium-sized. So if she was flat she would be a good 12 And she wears a medium because he breast. And she was wearing a bra when I first brought her and it was a 32d. So I bought her clothes but they come in late.
I had to do it online cause the media don't know about her yet and I don't want them to. And if the TMZ bitches catch me buying girl clothes Imma be everywhere and they'll find her in a heartbeat
She grabbed the bar and put it on dropping the towel.
I swear if somebody else lived here they would've seen everything. Cause Ong she gets naked anywhere in my house.
"Oh okay," I nodded handing her some panties and Jeans.
Trying to find a shirt to match her ripped jeans I heard grunting and her sighing so I turned around and their pants were too small. Her thighs were like spewing out the rips and she couldn't button it.
"What size are these Jesus"
"But I measured you"
"These are too small omg" she cried trying to get them off
Her body is confusing honestly. When she wears my clothes it's tight around the upper area.
Her calves are big like she plays some type of sports. Her thighs and thick when she wears my boxers shit be tight on her. Her lower stomach is flat. She has an outie which isn't important but I never met a girl with one before. And then her boobs are big. and that's it. She also has freckles on her thighs. I know that cause I stare at them all the time. But I know for a fact I did the measurements right. She's not fat or anything so why would she need anything over a 24. Or 20 at most. But 20 isn't fat. Anyways though she laid on the couch trying to get them off and was struggling so I tried helping but it wouldn't budge at all.
"Damn you are just so fucking fat" I laughed grunting
"YOOO we have been waiting outside for half an hour"my friends saying walking right in seeing my fee in the most awkward position ever.
"Dude what the fuck are you doing" he laughed
Looking over at Fiona she was already covered up in a blanket I could feel her getting hot. Fucking burning me type shit.
"Leave give us 20 minutes" I mumbled finally getting the jeans off her after they left.
"You are wearing a dress," I said going back into the Landry room finding these black tony Hilfiger dresses. Which is gonna be tight-fitted since I got the measurements wrong she didn't take the blanket off her but still managed to put it on.
She sat up not looking at me and walking up the stairs as I put my shoes on.
Coming back from the stairs her hair wasn't wet anymore and covered her whole face guess she likes it like that. She had put on some forces and I held the door for her and she didn't say "thank you majesty" like she always says.
I ain't do shit to her though. So I don't know her deal. Oh well.
