Gabriel: I am officially the coolest fucking person in this goddamn town!
Castiel: No
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Dean: At least I'm going to die doing something that I love
Sam: And that is?
Dean: Dying
Y/N: Ok that's enough. You're going to see a therapist.
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Y/N: I ran and jumped at Dean to see if he'd catch me
Sam: Ok? Did he catch you?
Y/N: No, and do you want to know why?
Sam: I don't like where this is going-
Y/N: HE WAS HOLDING PIE AND SAID BACK OFF YOU DIRTY GREMLIN
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Sam: I have feelings for you
Gabriel: You do?!?
Sam: Yes, I feel like trapping you in flaming ring of holy oil
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Dean: It's over, we won
*monster starts to slowly stand up*
Dean:
Y/N:
Y/N: Uh Dean
Dean: Nope. We won.I'm not turning around to look at it. We won.
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Y/N: The risk we took was carefully calculated
Sam: WE ALMOST DIED
Y/N: I never said I was good at math
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Sam: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Jack: That's not fair
Sam: Do as I say!
Jack: You never send Y/N to their room when they're in trouble
Sam: Because Y/N never comes out of their room. If they were in trouble I would have them sit in the living room or talk to us
Y/N from their room: BITCH RUDE
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Castiel: Dean, what is a ship?
Dean: It's a big boat. Like the Titanic
Castiel: But why do people want us to be a boat?
Dean: *laughing and crawling in the corner*
Castiel: People say they ship us. I was wondering what this means
Dean: *starts to cry*
Castiel: Dean, are you ok?
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Y/N: What did I tell you about lying
Jack: It only works on Dean and Castiel
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Lucifer: I invited you all into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Y/N and Jack nodding: Knife Monopoly
Lucifer:
Lucifer: I was actually going to kill you but I'm not curious as to what knife monoply is
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Dean: I have an idea
Sam: No murder
Dean: I no longer have an idea
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Sam: If I was a Gardener, I'd put our tulips together
Eileen: Aww thanks
Dean: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe
Y/N: ...thanks
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Castiel: You're going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up any longer
Dean: Jokes on you, I'm going to hate myself in the morning no matter what
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Y/N: I saw you hanging out with Katelyn yesterday
Jack: Rebekah is not what you think!
Y/N, holding a Nerf gun: I won't hesitate bitch!
Jack: What do you know what's good for me!
Y/N: ThAt'S mY OPinIon!
Jack: Road work ahead, Umm I sure hope it does!
Y/N: Look at all those chickens
Jack: WhEn WilL YoU LeArN! WhEn WiLl YoU lEaRn! ThAt YoUr AcTiOnS HaVe CoNsEqUeNceS!
Y/N:
Jack:
Sam: alright time to separate you two
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Jack: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it
Jack: But then I started thinking
Jack: It was trying to get food
Jack: What if I went to the fridge and opened it and it just slams the door shut and snaps my neck
Jack: How would I feel?
Everyone in the bunker concerned: Are you okay
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Sam: I have feelings for you
Gabriel: You do?
Sam: Yes feeling of annoyance, hatred, and homicidal
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Dean: I wonder how tall people sleep. Like you actually manage to sleep at night when the blanket doesn't cover your entire body from your head to your toes
Sam: Dean it's 4 a.m.
Dean: So you can't sleep
Dean: is it because of the blanket
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Y/N: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Castiel: I am barely a person in general
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Therapist: Alright, tell me about your favourite childhood memory
Dean: My what?
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All I got to say is I got to stop watching TikToks from now on and HOLY CRAP HOW DID THIS BOOK GET TO OVER 700 READS!
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Fanfictionthis is just a bunch of oneshots of characters from supernatural. I'm bored and tired
