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RoadTrip

Do you know when you think of road trips you think of going somewhere fun and having fun? You would think that having an awesome car to ride in, great music, and people that you considered family will and should be fun. Right? RIght?!

Well, that's where you're wrong. It was absolute hell. You didn't just go on a road trip. No, you had to go on a road trip to fix one of Crowley's mistakes. The mistake was "accidentally" letting out a pack of hell hounds. Nonetheless, being cramped in a muscle car with four grown-ass men. Also, having Jack question you about weird things, the brothers' fighting, and having to listen to the same music for AN ENTIRE DAY!

Sure it wasn't all bad............ it was pretty bad, no good things happened.  But at least you guys took care of the hell hounds. And just one person barely died (it was Dean). 

4 days earlier~~~~~~~~

Y/N Pov~

I was sitting in the library skimming through books trying to find new information, but mostly because I'm bored. Sighing for the tenth time I got up and decided to look through the library's bookcases to find anything more interesting. But before I could do that I heard the most douchebag voice ever.

"Hello L/N, good to see you again."

Turning around quickly I was greeted by the sight of the king of hell. Great...

"What the hell are you doing here Crowley? Aren't you supposed to be ruling hell or crying about your shitty mother or how your dick is small or something?" ( I'm not letting it go that Crowley having a small dick is canon)

I heard him growl under his breath but he still stayed composed. " Well played L/N. But I wish we could chat more. I would like to talk to Moose and Squirrel if I could. And if you say no then I will more than likely still talk to them," said Crowley smugly.

"Then why ask me to come to talk to them? Or are you finally taking up my offer to take therapy with Dean?"

Crowley opened his mouth to reply but someone beat him to it. " No way in hell I am going to therapy with him!". Quickly turning my neck to the entrance I was greeted by the sight of an angry-looking Dean. Dean then pointed to Crowley and yelled," Crowley what the hell are you inside the goddamn library! But first, why are you here?"

The King of Hell shrugged and replied," Well you never call anymore. So that might be a reason. But the main reason I'm here because one of my men accidentally let out a pack of hell hounds near Las Vegas. So I thought that well, you guys are not nearly as dumb as you look. And you guys are clearly not doing anything-"

" WE ARE DOING SOMETHING!" shouted Dean back

"Getting drunk is not something," said Crowley. "Now, do you guys want the job or not. Seriously I do not want dead bodies littering all over. The hell hounds can eat. But it's your choice."

Turning my head over to Dean to see if he was debating whether or not he was going to take the deal. He was still angry but I can tell he's more worried about the hell hounds. His face then turned into a more of a calm face instead of a scowl, but he was still glaring at Crowley.

Dean grumbled," Yeah we'll take it". Then turning his back on Crowley he walked out of the door sighing. I looked over at Crowley and noticed he already left. Shaking my head I made my way of the library and towards my room.

Time skip T-T ~~~~

Soon we were all in the car. Sam and Dean in the front and me sandwiched between Cass and Jack. And Dean was already blasting Metalica. So that led Sam to go turn down the music because it was disrupting him reading his book. Therefore that led to Dean almost crashing into the ditch because he and I quote said," If I can't have my music none of you is having your lives." Then that led to Sam and Dean yelling about something dumb and now we are already being pulled over by a cop. It's been less than an hour already.

5 hours later~~~~

I'm going to jump out of the fucking window. All the five hours we've been inside this car, all Dean did was blast music and fight with Sam. All five of those hours we spent arguing and almost going deaf. Looking over to Cas I can tell he was about to have a breakdown. And the worst thing is Jack started to ask questions. Sadly one of the questions was why do people have sex and what a thot was. I wasn't going to answer either of those.

10 hours later~~~~

I'm going to duck tape Jack's mouth shut. At first, Jack's questions were harmless (except for the sex one) but these are starting to get personal. Way too personal for my liking. But the good thing is that Sam is now driving and Dean is sleeping. So no more of potentially going deaf and murder. However Sam's taste in music sucks. And this man thinks that hair rock is good. I also noticed that Cas hasn't said anything so I'm a little bit concerned. But he's a grown man or angel I suppose. Nonetheless, nobody died yet. So that's making progress.

15 hours later~~~

I can't take it anymore. Jack finally went to sleep. But Castiel hasn't. He keeps asking me if I like bees and some questions on how I think about the human race. And Dean's up blasting music as loud as ever. I seriously can't even hear my own thoughts. So why not do the most plausible thing? Reaching over to Jack and rolling down the window. Quickly jumping out the window and tucking in my arms to avoid road burn. Getting up, I was already running towards the opposite direction of the impala. But I didn't get far before someone tackled me to the ground and dragged me towards the car. And the douche bag that did that was no one else other than Dean Winchester. Let me tell you that I was struggling to get out of his hold before he set me beside him trapping me beside Sam. I regret ever going on this trip. Family time be damned.

1 hour before destination~~~

I was ready to drift off to sleep until I heard the greatest song known to mankind.

Dean: You are my fire. The one desire. Believe when I say I want it that way

Sam: But we are two worlds apart. Can't reach to your heart. When you say I want it that way

Y/N: Tell me why

All the guys: Ain't nothing but are heartache

Y/N: Tell me why

All the guys: Ain't nothing but a mistake

Y/N: Tell me why

Everyone including Gabriel: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY I WANT IT THAT WAY

All of us snapped our heads to the mischief-maker sitting in the middle of the backseat. Simultaneously we all screamed in surprise. But because Dean's attention was directed to the mischief-maker sitting in the car he wasn't looking at the road.

" You know if you all want to live I suggest that Dean pays more attention to the road," said Gabriel smirking.

Again all of us snapped our heads to the road to see that we were almost going to crash into a semi-truck. Yet again we all screamed when Dean jerked the wheel and get into the correct lane. Then we heard a flutter of wings. Turning my head slightly to check if the prankster was gone.

"I- is he gone now?" asked Dean

"Yeah. Yeah, he is," I said quietly.

We all sat in silence for a few minutes until Sam spoke," So never speak of this again?"

We all replied with a nod of our heads and mumbling a yes.

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Welp that was fun. I'm writing a chapter about Gabriel and Castiel soon. But anyways enjoy your day or night.