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Y/N is active

Y/N: Guess who did something bad

 Daddy-issues is active

Daddy-issues: why is your name on the news

Jackieboi  is active

Jackieboi: Hey don't forget my name too

Y/N: Oh yeah sorry Jack

  Beelord is active

Beelord: Y/N ,Jack what the hell did you guys do

Jackieboi: Well look on the news. It should say what happened there 

SexySquirrel is active

SexySquirrel: Why does it say that you two broke into the local zoo. AND WHY DOES IT SHOW Y/N CLIMBING OVER THE FENCE INTO THE MONKEYS CAGE

Y/N: THEY WERE THROWING THEIR SHIT AT ME! AND MAMMA DIDNT RAISE NO BITCH

Daddy-issues: It also said you guys stole a car

Jackieboi: Sounds about right

SexySquirrel: ...

Beelord: Why

Jackieboi: Well we had to get out of there somehow 

Beelord: Why did you two break into the zoo

Y/N: Well someone had to be the disappoint in the family 

Daddy-issues: I thought I was

Jackieboi: Y/N said you were the mentally unstable one

Y/N: JACKISAIDTOKEEPTHATBETWEENMEANDYOU

Jackieboi: Sorry Y/N

Daddy-issues: You know what .... I'm not even mad about that

SexySquirrel: Because it's right?

Daddy-issues: Yep

Beelord: So when are you guys coming back to the bunker

Y/N: As soon as we lose the police and the FBI

Jackieboi: It might take a while to be honest 

SexySquirrel: Why did you bring Jack into this Y/N?

Y/N: Hey I have him a choice to come and he said yes... so technically not by fault

Beelord: YOU TWO BROKE INTO A ZOO AND IT'S ALL OVER THEN NEWS AND YOU SAY IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT?

Y/N is offline

Jackieboi: Castiel, I think you made Y/N mad

Beelord: Why is that Jack

Jackieboi: Because Y/N just turned around and is now going well above the speed limit heading back to the bunker

Daddy-issues: You're dead Cas

SexySquirrel: Again

Jackieboi: Oh hey we're already back at the bunker

Y/N is active 

Y/N: Jack Asked To Go To The Zoo So I Said Yes This Is Not My Fault

Y/N is offline

Daddy-issues: Currently locking my bedroom and hiding under the bed

SexySquirrel: I'm already hiding with Gabriel. Cas... good luck

Beelord: Yes thank you Sam

Beelord is offline

SexySquirrel is offline

Daddy-issues is offline

Jackieboi is offline

Y/N is active

Y/N: Wait did Sam say he is hiding with Gabriel

KingofHell is active

KingofHell: Yes he did

Y/N: who the fuck added you on here Crowley 

KingofHell: Oh well I possessed you and I added myself

Y/N: No wonder why your mother and son hate you. And you deserve to have a small dick

Y/N is offline

KingofHell: *insert ugly crying noises*

KingofHell is offline                       

                      

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