Castiel: Why are any of us here really?
Some Bee Keeper: I'm asking about you to be honest
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Sam: Why are you acting like you don't care?
Dean: Well what the fuck you think?
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Dean: Um Sammy we got a problem
Sam: *Sigh* alright Dean where are you and Y/N at?
Dean: That's the thing-
Y/N: we don't know where we're at to be honest
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Y/N: Whoops
Crowley: What do you mean by whoops? YOU STABBED ME!
Y/N: Again whoops
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Y/N: Didn't you die?
Dean: Hey that was a week ago. Times change
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Sam: Did you have to stab him?
Y/N: You didn't hear what he said to me
Sam: And what was that?
Y/N: "WHat ArE YoU GOiNG To DO? StaB Me"
Sam:
Sam: Fair enough
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Castiel: God I wish we could block people in real life
Sam: Restraining order
Y/N: Murder
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Dean: has an idea
Dean: takes breath
*muffled crashes heard throughout the bunker, quickly getting louder, concluding with black smoke everywhere and a shadowy figure in the doorway.*
Sam: no Dean
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Sam: hey Dean. what are you doing?
Dean playing angry birds on his phone: babysitting Jack.
Sam: i don't see him.
Dean looking up from his game: I'm not doing a very good job
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Y/N: Have you guys ever been hit by a car?
Sam: What no-
Dean: Yes...
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Dean: *does something stupid*
Castiel: I can't believe I died for him
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Y/N: Go big or go home
Crowley: Please go home. For just this once please go home Y/N. I'm begging you
Y/N: I'm going big
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Sam: Dean did you just call me a liar?
Dean: Well I ain't calling you a truther
Sam: For love of god Dean. Stop making up words
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Y/N: I'm bored
Dean: Want to get on the FBI's most wanted?
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Sam: When I first met you I thought you were annoying
Gabriel: I'm aware of that
Sam: But when we started hanging out-
Gabriel: AWWWW SAMMY
Sam: It got worse
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Dean: sleeping
phone starts to ring
Dean groggily: hello
Y/N: Did you know you and Sam are on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Dean:
Y/N:
Dean: It's too fucking late for this.
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Fanfictionthis is just a bunch of oneshots of characters from supernatural. I'm bored and tired
