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Incorrect Quotes pt. 1

Y/N: Hey Dean do you want coffee creamer in your coffee?

Dean: Is that what that was for?! All this time i just thought you drank it by itself. Sure it doesn't taste like coffee but it's good to drink sometimes.

Y/N:Dean you're almost forty. How did you not know this?

Dean: Honestly I don't have a lot going on in my life besides hunting.

Y/N: Loser

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Chuck: I love all my children

Gabriel: running around singing Deepthroat at the top of his lungs

Bathlazar: climbing onto the something high and throwing objects at Chuck

Lucifer: helping Bathlazar throw things at Chuck

Michael: cussing like a sailor and yell at Bathlazar and Lucifer to get down

Castiel: hides in a dark corner and watches everyone fighting

Metatron: insulting everyone in the room

Y/N: sipping coffee and glaring at Chuck for being a bad parent

Chuck: All my beautiful children

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Jack: In my defense I wasn't supervised

Sam and Cass who supervise him 24/7 : Am I a joke to you?

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Dean: I screwed up big time

Y/N: given you're life choices ,you're going to have to be more specific

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Dean: Do you think I can fit 15 marsh mellows in my mouth at once

Castiel: You're a hazard to society

Y/N: And a coward. Do 20

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Sam: Suicide is never an answer

Y/N: Actually it can be. If someone asks," what is it called when someone kills themselves?" the answer will be suicide.

Sam: ...Y/N

Dean: No no she's right Sammy

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Dean:I hate going to the kitchen...

Dean:Because it makes me realize that i'm the only snack in the house

Sam:

Sam:Did you forget to buy groceries again?

Dean: i did

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Y/N:i dare you to straighten your hair

Sam: okay

-20 minutes later-

Y/N:sees Sam with straighten hair

Y/N crying: who are you

Sam:Y/N it's me

Y/N crying harder: why is billy ray cyrus talking to me