Genie: you have three wishes. what do you wish for?
Y/N: i wish for is every time Castiel gets confused he gets a nickel
{later}
Castiel: where did this nickel come from
another nickel falls from the sky
Castiel: what?
{2 hours later}
Castiel: SOMEBODY HELP ME! I'M DROWNING IN NICKELS!
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Sam: finds a red stain on his shirt."is this demons blood or marinara sauce?"
Sam: ...
Sam: licks the stain
Dean: SAM!! NO!
Sam: it's sauce
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Y/N: water solves all our problems
Sam: okay?
Y/N: wanna lose weight? drink water.
Y/N: want clear skin? drink water.
Sam:
Y/N: someone annoying you? drown them.
Sam: that took a dark turn
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Jack: if you have one day left to live what will you do?
Castiel: say goodbye and mend my relationships
Dean:something illegal
Crowley: accept my fate
Y/N: i would message 10 people saying if they don't forward this message to ten people, i would die tomorrow.
Sam: jesus Y/N
Dean: that's fucking awesome. can i change mine?
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Dean: i'm going to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Jack: in my defense, Crowley bet me 50 cents that i couldn't drink all that shampoo
Dean: that's not what i wanted to show you- wait you drank shampoo?!
Jack: what
Jack: no
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Jack: hey Sam, how long does it take until you start to hullucinating from sleep deprivation?
Sam: i think-
Y/N: 72 hours
Sam: how would you-
Y/N staring past Sam: there's a clown behind you.
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Y/N: i just saw Dean drop his pie
Y/N: it's been forty-five minutes, but he's just staring at the mess in silence with tears falling down his face
Y/N: and honestly, i'm too afraid to help him
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Dean: has an idea
Dean: takes breath
*muffled crashes heard throughout the bunker, quickly getting louder, concluding with black smoke everywhere and a shadowy figure in the doorway.*
Sam: no Dean
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Sam: hey Dean. what are you doing?
Dean playing angry birds on his phone: babysitting Jack.
Sam: i don't see him.
Dean looking up from his game: I'm not doing a very good job
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Fanfictionthis is just a bunch of oneshots of characters from supernatural. I'm bored and tired
