SupernaturalxReader oneshots

idk what to call this chapter

this is just some shorts that my tiny little brain thought of. 

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Y/N: "Hey Dean did you eat my powdered doughnut?"  

Dean: "Nope" 

Y/N: "Then what's the white stuff all over your face?" 

Dean: "Cocaine"

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Hey Y/N do you eat nerds?" Castiel asked Y/N 

"If you mean Sam then yes I do."

"I... I meant the candy" 

Y/N looked over at Sam to just see him blush bright red. Sam immediately got up from the couch he was laying on next to Y/N.

"Alright I'm going to jump off a cliff," said Sam

" Sam even if you did that you'll just come back to life dumb ass," said Y/N annoyed

"She's right Sammy," yelled Dean from the other room.

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I was sitting with Sam on the couch watching a movie till my phone started ringing. Sam and i both looked at my phone to see who's calling me.

Aw  Y/N, you still call your dad daddy?" Sam said teasingly to me. 

I rolled my eyes at him and answered my phone.

"Hey Dean, what's up?" 

I looked over at Sammy to see his full of shocked and disgust. I smirked at him as he ran out of the room yelling that he needed Cas and bucket loads of holy water.

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Castiel: "Y/N you're sick, you have a temperature of 104.7!

Y/N: " Cas if I was sick could i do this 

Y/N:{staring intensely at Castiel}

Castiel: "What are you doing Y/N?"

Y/N: Doing cartwheels. Why am i not doing them?"

Cas looking worried at Y/N.

Castiel:"No Y/N you're not."

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Y/N: Dean! Help me with the groceries!

Dean: I don't know Y/N I can barely hold the weight of my depression

Y/N: Pick up the damn bag Winchester.