Dean: alright listen up you little shits.
Dean:not you Sammy. you're an angel and we're thrilled that you're here
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Y/N teaching Gabriel on how to drive: okay, you're driving, then all of a sudden Sam and Dean walk into the road. Quick, which one do you hit first?
Gabriel: Dean obviously . I can never hurt Sam.
Y/N messaging her temples : the brakes! you hit the brakes!
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Random Demon: we got your friend
Dean: I have no friends
Random Demon: then who's the girl that has h/c hair, e/c eyes, and saying she'll kill us all
Dean: oh you got Y/N. Yeah, you don't have her she has you. Good luck.
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Y/N: SAM!
Sam: What?
Y/N: I'M HOMICIDAL!
Sam: Did you say suicidal or homicidal?
Y/N: HOMICIDAL
Sam: Good keep it that way
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Dean: if I die again my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited.
Sam: "if"
Jack: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Dean: What goes up but never comes down?
Sam: Your mistakes.
Castiel: How many times you died.
Y/N: The stress you bring to this family
Dean: starts to ugly cry
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Jack hesitating: How about you go f*ck yourself, Sam?
{whole room goes silent}
Crowley: Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Here Jack (tossed a was of money at Jack). Attaboy! I got respect for the kid now. He's got a lot of f*cking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit for anybody!
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Sam: Hey Y/N where's Dean?
Y/N: Somewhere disappointing god.
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Dean: It seems like bad things keep happening to me as if I have bad luck or something
Castiel: No Dean you don't have bad luck. the reason why bad things happen to you is because you're a dumb ass
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Sam: I think there's something wrong with Dean.
Y/N: And why is that?
Sam: He's taking a nap...
Y/N: Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
Sam: In the middle of the road
Sam: While cars are still passing
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Gabriel lying sudectively on a bed: Why don't you come join me hot stuff?
Sam unimpressed: Gabriel, put you shirt on. We're in Ikea and people are staring.
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Chuck: I'm too powerful you fools! You're never going to stop me!
Sam: That's where you're wrong! We'll stop you by using the powers of-
Jack: Friendship!
Castiel: Harmony!
Dean holding a grenade launcher: Incredible violence
Sam: And Love!
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Dean entering the room noticeable disheveled: Sorry I'm late I was doing stuff
Crowley entering the room noticeable disheveled also: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!
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Catch phrases:
Dean: Son of a bitch
Sam: So get this
Castiel: Assbut
Bobby: Balls
Mary: Burns on ceiling
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Dean: I'm so old. I think I know all the words in the dictionary. Quick someone test me.
Sam: patience
Castiel: love
Y/N: peace
Dean: So we're making up words now I see.
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Judge: How do you plead
Y/N mouthing: Not guilty
Dean: Hot milky
Y/N: Just lock him up
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Dean: chugging down beers
Y/N: Why are you like this?
Dean: A whole lot of Daddy issues
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Dean: sleeping
phone starts to ring
Dean groggily: hello
Y/N: Did you know you and Sam are on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Dean:
Y/N:
Dean: It's too fucking late for this.
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Fanfictionthis is just a bunch of oneshots of characters from supernatural. I'm bored and tired
