Connor: *wakes up* 'why do I feel mushy?'
Bitch: Ew the ugly one woke up.
Connor: 'is she talking about me? Where is Hank? I want Hank.'
Bitch: the pretty one is waking up!
Connor: 'bish I'm already up.'
-time skip-
Connor: 'who are these people?' *looks at his hand* 'oh god I'm human. I don't like it. Someone change me back. Please'
Princess: *stands up*
Bitch: well done you stood before your stupid brother.
Connor: *stands up* I'm sorry to inform you but I can clearly do what she is doing. I can also do this. *pulls out a gun*
Bitch: *blinks in tf*
-time skip-
Gavin: tf am I doing?! I can't do hair-
Nines: *somewhere Random* *a security guard* Cool. Where is Gavin though-
Bitch: *walks into the place Gavin is in* Connor will love me as soon as he sees me.
Connor: 'bitch I do not love you-'
Gavin: which Connor?
Bitch: the police android one.
Connor: Hell nah. Sorry ma'am but I don't love you.
Bitch: shut up you're just a child. Also your human. Connor isn't human.
Connor: well something has happened and I am indeed a human.
Bitch: *groans and walks off to get Princess clothes and to go to a different hairstylist*
Connor: ._.
Gavin: let's do the test. Child who am I?
Connor: Detective Gavin Reed.
Gavin: yes. Who do I work with?
Connor: the RK900 model also known as Nines.
Gavin: that I do. Last question who is my best friend.
Connor: you don't have a best friend. You have 3. Henry Stein, William Afton and that Nick guy-
Gavin: damn that's Connor.
Connor: of course it's me. Who else would it be? Don't answer that.
Gavin: okay.
-after Connor gets his hair done and finds some clothes-
Connor: I hope you find Nines. *waves and walks off*
Gavin: *waves back* I hope I do too.
Connor: *finds Bitch and Princess screaming at Nines*
Nines: *looks at his watch* 'it's been 10 minutes.' Miss I'm sorry if you came here with two kids you've got to leave here with two kids.
Connor: *sighs* I'm here.
Nines: Connor?!
Connor: yes it's me. Gavin was looking for you.
Nines: okay. Where is he?
Connor: that guys hair and close store.
Nines: okay. Thank you Connor.
-time skip-
Totally not Elizabeth: MiChAEl transform!
Michael: Elizabeth-
Totally not Elizabeth: nO
Michael: *transforms*
Totally not Elizabeth: a grape hooman. Princess!
Princess: *turns into trash*
Bin man: *comes and takes her away*
Totally not Elizabeth: Con-
Seán: *yeets in* My BoY cOn CoN!
Connor: *transforms into his android self* I'm back!
Seán: YeS yOu ArE
Bitch: *appears* Connor!! I'm such a good mother!
Connor: *transforms back to his hooman self* Nooooo
Bitch: *gasps*
Connor: *changes back to his android self* Yee. Bye Bitch. *yeets off through a portal*
