Gavin: BeSt FrIeNd!!
Connor: bEsT fRiEnD! *hugs him*
Gavin: *hugs back*
Nines and Hank: O-O
Nines: since when did you two get on?
Gavin: uhhhh.
-flash back-
Gavin: *calls Connor*
Connor: *answers* Hello?
Gavin: Small tin can wanna humiliate this bitch with me. She insulted Hank and Nines.
Connor: Hell yeah!! I'll meet you at the park in 10.
Gavin: yeeee!! *hangs up*
-10 minutes later-
Gavin: Let's Go!
Connor: Yeeee!!!!
-later-
Gavin: she's coming. Shhh.
Connor: 'this is going to be good.'
The bitch: *walks past*
Connor: *throws water over her then hides*
The bitch: Huh?! What? Who did that?!
Connor and Gavin: *laughing*
-later-
Gavin: *stood on top of a building with a bucket if paint*
Connor: okay. Drop it in. 3. 2. 1-
Gavin: *drops it*
Paint: *lands on the bitch*
The bitch: What the fuck?!
Connor and Gavin: *laughing their heads off*
-later-
Connor: so do you guys like androids?
Gavin: yes. Every human loves androids!
The bitch: I don't.
Gavin: I said every human.
The bitch: *gasps*
-even later-
The bitch: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk past again?
Gavin: go ahead I need to practice hitting a moving target.
Connor: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
-even later-
Connor: you look pretty today.
The bitch: aww thank you I don't know what to say-
Connor: just lie like I did.
Gavin: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH!
-end of flashback-
Connor: uhhhhh. We found out we had stuff in common.
Gavin: yeah that-
Nines and Hank: •-•
