Hank and Connor bc why not

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Hank: Connor-

Connor: Yes Lieutenant?

Hank: you've been calling me Hank for so long and now you call me Lieutenant?

Connor: yes.

Hank: I hate you.

Connor: sure sure.

Hank: anyway I'm Gavin's new dad.

Connor: you are?

Hank: yes.

Connor: okay?

Hank: he grew up without a dad so I'm his new one.

Connor: okay!

-like ten minutes later-

Hank and Connor: *watching some murder stuff on the news*

Connor: *giggles*

Hank: what- its murder it isn't funny-

Connor: no not that. Nines just randomly sent me something.

Hank: you two can talk via just thinking about it?

Connor: yep.

Hank: oh okay- tell Amanda next time you see her I said she is a bitch.

Connor: she can hear you.

Hank: well then. Amanda you are a bitch.

Connor: she is very offended and she said no you.

Hank: nah. I'm not a bitch. I'm a new father and I look after an android.

Connor: why do you two hate each other so much-

Hank: the stories I've heard makes me hate her.

Connor: hehe. Well we aren't best friends but she apologised.

Hank: hmmmmmmm.

Connor: *giggles* she Rick rolled me yesterday.

Hank: HAH.

Connor: so mean.

Hank: no that's funny.

Connor: no. That's meannnnn.

Hank: sorry Connor but that's funny.

Connor: :(

Hank: oh shush. You rick roll me all the time.

Connor: that's because you get annoyed by it.

Hank: because its annoying.

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