Leo: you can drive?!
Markus: yes. Yes I can.
Leo: O-O
Markus: *facepalms*
Leo: I gEt To ChOoSe ThE mUsIc!
Markus: fine.
-later-
Markus and Leo: *screaming the lyrics*
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Leo: I bet I can get to the front room before you do.
Markus: no you can't.
Leo: I bet I can.
Carl: heh.
Leo: Dad count us down.
Carl: okay. 3. 2. 1. Go.
Markus and Leo: *run off*
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Leo: imma go find something. I'll be back.
Markus: okay.
Leo: *walks off*
Some android hater: An android. Androids are stupid. They should all be broken and thrown away.
Markus: *sad*
Leo: *walks back over* Markus- *hears the woman* let me do something. *walks over to her and slaps her*
Some android hater: w-what?!
Leo: That's my brother you bitch! *walks off with Markus*
Markus: thanks Leo.
Leo: I still hate you.
Markus: heh
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Carl: can I have one nice family photo?
Markus and Leo: no.
Carl: please?!
Markus: *sighs* fine.
Leo: fiNe!
Carl: thank you.
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Leo: wait wait wait aren't you technically like 4 or something?!
Markus: what-
Leo: well you weren't born you were made so technically that's your birthday so you are like 4-
Markus: shit-
Leo: hah.
Markus: however I'm built like a man in his late 20s-
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Leo: MaRkUs WhAt ArE yOu DoInG iN tHe BaThRoOm?!
Markus: brushing my teeth-
Leo: HuRrY tHe FuCk Up-
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Markus: *doing the dishes* wait I thought it was Leo's turn-
Carl: it is-
Leo: well Markus is already doing it-
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Leo's friends: *asking a lot of questions about Markus*
Leo: Am I meant to know everything about him?!
Leo's friends: YES!
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Leo's friends: *talking about their siblings*
Leo: I have a brother-
Leo's friends: ........
Leo: what-
Leo's friends: YOU DO?!
Leo: yes-
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Leo: GIVE ME THE 200 DOLLARS!!
Markus: NO YOU CHEATED!!
Leo: DID NOT!
Markus: DID TOO!
Carl: *smiling to himself*
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Leo: Bing.
Markus: Bing Bing.
Leo: Bong.
Markus: I know.
Carl: tf-
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Leo: *accidentally rips something* Markus- don't tell dad-
Markus: I wont-
Leo: pinky promise?!
Markus: Pinky promise.
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Leo: *crying*
Markus: Leo?
Leo: fuck off.
Markus: no. *sits next to him* do you need a hug?
Leo: no! Fuck off!!
Markus: *opens his arms*
Leo: *hugs him*
Markus: *hugs him back*
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Carl: Leo- I've done it havent I.
Markus: yep.
Carl: I'm sorry Markus. I didn't mean to call you Leo.
Markus: it's fine. Dad- I mean Carl.
Carl: heh. It doesn't matter son. Call me dad if you want.
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