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Future Nines: I never thought marriage was for me. But it is. And it is with this man.

Future Gavin: BoNsOiR!

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Kamski: first guy in your camera roll is your secret boyfriend.

Connor: I- Hank.

Gavin: ..... Nines-

Kamski: heh. Mine is someone I havent talked to in years. His name is Steve.

Simon: Markus-

Josh: Some sex android from that sex club thing- WhO tF sEnT mE tHis!

North: MeE!

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Some guy: who are you?

Connor: I'm a fucking god.

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Leo: I may be depressed but at least I have iced coffee

Markus: you're still depressed-

Leo: but I have iced coffee!

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Fowler: What are you doing in this picture?

Fowler: What are you doing in this picture?

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Gavin: that's not me.

Fowler: that's not you?

Gavin: that's not me.

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Hank: *drunk af* Its hot as hell in the fucking ass hot ass room I'm in.

Connor: *powered off, stood in the corner*

Hank: *sees him* IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!!

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Gavin: what happens to nightrogen when the sun rises?

Hank: it becomes daytrogen.

Connor and Nines: I'm going to Jerico.

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Some android: well if it isn't the RK900 model

Nines: but it is me.

Some android: n-no is a-

Nines: your manipulative tricks won't work on me.

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North: people say I have an unique way of lighting up a room!

Josh: its arson and those people are witnesses.

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Markus: you shouldn't be using a straw.

Leo: I know it's bad for environment or whatever.

Markus: no, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Simon: I love sleepovers!

Josh: this isn't a sleep over! You're in the hospital!!

North: then why does he have that nightgown.

Josh: it's a hospital gown!

Simon: truth or dare?

North: ....

Simon: ...?

Josh: dare.

(Markus was at Carl's)

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Gavin: did you know a group of fish is called a family?

Hank: yeah and a group of lions is called a pride.

Nines: a group of crows is called a murder.

Connor" and a group of people is called a migraine.

The other 3: is he okay-?

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Nines: something is wrong with Connor.

Hank: what do you mean he is fine.

Gavin: nah he has a point.

Hank: ???

Connor: *layed face down on the floor*

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