Hank's conclusion

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Hank: I have come to the conclusion the androids can either be sorted into 2. The ones that are like puppies and then the house cats that don't give a shit.

Gavin: explain?

Hank: well Connor and Nines for example. Connor worries about everything. He loves compliments, he is super friendly and energetic. However Nines don't give a shit about you. He practically ignores you until you talk to him.

Gavin: true-

Hank: yes.

Gavin: I'm going to say androids names and you tell me if they fit under cat or dog.

Hank: okay.

Gavin: Kara

Hank: dog. Because she is super protective over Alice who is also a dog.

Gavin: Luther.

Hank: he could be either. Dog because he is a strong guy and because he loves playing games. And cat because he is happy to just chill and do nothing. Like your cats-

Gavin: *gasps* do not be mean to my babies!! Anyway Simon.

Hank: dog. Do I even have to explain?

Gavin: no. Markus?

Hank: I would say cat but he knows how to have fun. He prefers being calmer though- I say mostly cat but can be both.

Gavin: I can't be bothered to think of any more androids.

Hank: nice.

Connor: *running and pulling Nines along*

Nines: *does not want to be there*

Connor: Hank! Gavin!

Nines: end me.

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