Connor and Nines

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Hank: you know what they say. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka is cheaper then a dinner for two.

Connor: Hank no. Please just no-

William: *crashes in* HoLa. Imma do this- *picks up Connor and Nines and walks off.*

Tina: Well Gavin just lost his future husband-

Gavin: SHUT UP!!! We ain't even dating-

Hank: you wish you were-

Gavin: SHUT THE PHCK UP HANK!!!

Fowler: where did your work partners go?

Gavin: Some guy who me and Hank totally don't know stole them-

Fowler: *facepalms*

-with William and the androids-

William: *puts them with Foxy* now become friends- *walks off*

Foxy: god more humans-

Connor: correction we are androids.

Foxy: are you really?

Connor: yes. *does that thing where they turn white and it shows their robotic self-*

Foxy: okay okay- change back- now.

Connor: heh. *stops doing it*

Freddy: what did I just witness-

Chica: Why the frick does he have a gun- correction why the frick do they have guns?!

Nines: I mean we were just taken from the police station.

Bonnie: well- kids are about to burst through that door so get rid of them-

Nines: where though?

Chica: there is a room back there. And take off your police jackets while your at it.

Nines: fine. *walks off dragging Connor*

-like 2 minutes later-

Connor: *runs back* I'm back.

Nines: why do you have to run-?

Connor: I don't know.

Foxy: well we have to perform in under 5 minutes-

Nines: oh god William wants us to join in-

Connor: heh. We can do it-

Nines: I can't do shit-

Connor: does Gavin even upgrade you-

Nines: yes he does actually.

Connor: I'm sure you can do something.

Freddy: 2 minutes everyone-

Bonnie: *gets back onto the stage with Chica*

Connor: oooh NiNeS wE hAvE oUr OwN sTaGe- *runs over and hides behind the blue curtains*

Nines: idiot- *walks over and stands behind the curtains with him*

Foxy: heh.

Freddy: *gets in his place*

-2 minutes later-

Children: *run in*

Connor: *looking through a gap in the curtains*

Nines: 'heh. I want Gavin- I don't want to do this-'

Some of the children: another stage-?

Parents: I swear if this is some other ugly animal animatronic I'm going to die-

William: Freddy can I borrow your Microphone-?

Freddy: sure. *hands it to William*

William: thank you. Hello children as most of you have seen by now there is another stage. These androids are very different to the animatronics you already know. We only have them today- *hands the microphone back to Freddy then opens the curtains for Nines and Connor*

Nines: 'I hate this shit-'

Connor: 'yay!'

The children: Ooohhhh!!

Their parents: *actually interested*

Nines: 'someone end me now-'

-with Gavin and Hank-

Gavin: whatever they are doing Nine is going crazy and he hates it.

Hank: how do you know-

Gavin: he just sent me an email-

Hank: hah.

-with the android bois-

Nines: do I have to read them a story.

Connor: yes.

Nines: I hate this- *walk over to the kids and sits down* *reads the story*

Connor: *records it and sends it to Hank and Gavin*

-with Hank and Gavin-

Hank and Gavin: *laughing*

Fowler: what?!

Hank: Gavin's husband is reading to kids and he looks so disgusting at them and the book-

Gavin: He isn't mY hUsBanD!

Hank: sure- you wish it was-

Gavin: NO I DONT-

Hank: yes you do.

-with our android bois-

Connor: *dancing with some kids*

Nines: *records it and sends it's to Hank and Gavin-

-with Hank and Gavin-

Gavin: Hah.

Hank: I didn't know androids could dance-

Gavin: yeah- he is copying that child-

Hank: indeed.

-with our android bois-

Some adult: Hello. I don't know your name-

Nines: I'm Nines.

Some adult: what sort of name is that- its terrible.

Nines: *offended* well what's your problem?

Some adult: you don't look like you belong here-

Nines: 'I've had enough of you- I've got to act like I don't understand what the fuck they're on about-' what do you mean?

Some adult: you look like a better quality then the other animatronics.

Nines: 'because I'm an android you dumb bitch. Also I look better than you so stfu' I don't see the problem.

Some adult: Ugh.

Linda: Dad is that Nines and Connor-

Henry: yes- yes it is-

Linda: what are they doing here?

Henry: no idea-

-after closing time-

Connor and Nines: *get their guns and put their police jackets on*

Freddy: you two did amazing- Nines you could of looked less disgusted.

Nines: no.

-back at the police department-

William: I brought them back!! *leaves*

Hank: heh. Connor I didn't you could dance-

Connor: yes-

Gavin: Nines you looked so disgusted while reading to the children-

Nines: how did-

Gavin: you both sent videos of each other-

Connor: nice-

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