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Maths question: we know that-

Gavin: WE DON'T KNOW SHIT!!

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Connor: I can't do it I've got a new hobby.

Amanda: being sad is not a hobby!!

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Markus, Hank and Gavin: *sat at a table*

Markus: *has a cake infront of him* Simon this is amazing.

Hank: *had a plate of something* Connor if this was made with your love your love tastes like shit.

Gavin: *has a plate of knives* Nines is this just knives?!

Simon: *a house hold android*

Connor: *no cooking program installed*

Nines: *couldn't give a shit*

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Kara: I'm the android that turned deviant to protect a child.

Markus: I'm the android that decided enough is enough.

Connor: and I'm the android sent by Cyberlife. :)

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Gavin: how to correctly wake people up.

Markus: *opens curtains* good morning Carl.

Kara: *leans in and shakes them gently* Dinner is ready.

Gavin: how not to wake people up.

Connor: *breaks through the window* *smacks Hank* WAkE uP lIeUtEnAnT!!

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Hank: hows the most handsome guy in Detroit doing?

Connor: I don't know. How are you?

Hank: *choking on his coffee* f-fine.

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Gavin: Lasers were once a scientific break through now they're used to play with cats. Computers were once a scientific break through and are now used to look at cats. So-

Nines: *petting one of Gavin's cats* So-?

Gavin: science was made for cats.

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Some guy: *shoves Hank out of the way*

Hank: oh sorry.

Fowler: why are you apologising?! He shoved you?

Hank: I'd rather avoid confrontation.

Some guy: *shoves Connor out of the way*

Hank: WATCH IT YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!

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Connor: whoever burnt the library of Alexandria your moms a hoe.

Hank and Gavin: pffft-

Nines and Amanda: I-

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Hank: I've looked everywhere!! In my house! In my car! Even in Google maps!! I couldn't find it anywhere!!

Fowler: find what?

Hank: where I asked for your opinion.

Connor, Gavin, Nines and Nina: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

Fowler: ..........

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Alice: I feel like everyone has a cool aunt and uncle. However I've got Chloe and Connor. Chloe is like let's go get icecream and Connor takes me to go steal stop signs. :)

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