Hank: why are you smiling?
Gavin: can't I just be happy?
Nines: Connor fell over.
Gavin: *laughs*
Connor: T-T
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Nines: can you pass me the pepper?
Gavin: what's the magic word?
Nines: *starts chanting some weird ritual chant*
Gavin: *throws it at him* TaKe It-
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Simon: Oh sugar-
North: Hey! I'm upset about it too but mind your fucking language.
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Chloe: its the inside that matters!
Kamski: example?
Chloe: refrigerators.
Kamski: fair enough.
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Amanda: *hands Connor a mission*
Connor: YEET-
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Leo: what is that? Off in the distance? Could it be?! It is!! My last fuck!! Disapearing over the horizon! Be free old friend-
Markus: I literally asked you to stop leaving the fridge open-
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Markus: *at Carl's*
Josh, North and Simon: *staring at the paint brush they broke*
Josh: how did we- you know I don't want to know-
Simon: I won't tell him if you don't-
North: I won't-
Josh: okay. We don't say anything.
Simon: yes.
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Connor: the real scientific method is.
1. Fuck around.
2. Find out.
Gavin: nice-
Hank: WHO TOUGHT YOU THAT FUCKING LANGUAGE CONNOR!!!
Connor, Nines and Gavin: I wonder who-
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Gavin: Hank when the androids get flustered and/or embarrassed its hilarious.
Hank: it is?
Gavin: yes. Watch this. Connor you fell over-
Connor: *windows shut down noises*
Hank: heh.
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Markus: *does anything heroic*
Simon: *gay panic*
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Kamski: I wrote a poem want to hear it?
Chloe: sure.
Kamski: *clears his throat*
Roses are red.
Memes are neat.
I want to jump off a building.
Yeet.
Chloe: .....
Kamski: pretty good rig-
Chloe: *hugs him*
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Leo: what's your favourite word?
North: Yeet.
Josh: Sceet.
Simon: Markus.
Markus: *walks in* yes-?
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Hank: what's the hardest thing for you to say?
Connor: I'm perfect the way I am.
Luther: I was wrong.
Kara: I need help.
Alice: Worcestershire sauce-
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Tracey: I'm beauty I'm grace I-
Tracey 2: ILL KISS YOUR GODDAMN FACE!
Tracey: Not if I do it first-
Ralph: Ralph is so single-
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Hank: ladies, gentlemen and Nonbinary pals it's time to play the game of will I fall asleep in bed or will I pass out on the floor.
Connor: *the only one with him* Go to bed Hank.
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Josh: you're cute when your angry.
Simon: well I'm about to get adorable.
Josh: shit-
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Connor: this is Clay, they are a proud non-binarian of non-binara where the national anthem-
Fowler: stop talking.
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