Spoof 55 (Brambleclaw and Firestar) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" We have two dares to do today!

Brambleclaw: Yay! Who is the first dare for?

Firestar: You!

Brambleclaw: Me?

Firestar: Yup! This dare is from @SnowcloudOfIceClan! Your dare is to say I love you daddy to Tigerstar, I love you my brother to Hawkfrost, and I hate you Squirrelflight to the whole of Thunderclan!

Squirrelflight: Say what?

Firestar: Nothing, nothing. Just go do... anything else. *Nudges Squirrelflight away*

Brambleclaw: I- I have no words.

Firestar: Yeah you do. They are-

Brambleclaw: *Puts paw over Firestar's mouth* I know what they are! *Sigh* Just summon them.

Tigerstar and Hawkfrost: *Appear*

Tigerstar: Ugh, another dare?

Firestar: Don't worry, it's not for you. Go on Brambleclaw! *Pushes Brambleclaw to Tigerstar and Hawkfrost.

Brambleclaw: I love you daddy, and I love you too Hawkfrost, my brother.

Firestar: With enthusiasm!

Brambleclaw: *Grits teeth* I love you daddy! I love you too Hawkfrost, my brother!

Tigerstar: Aww I know you do son. *Pats Brambleclaw's head*

Hawkfrost: Wait, you love me?

Brambleclaw: *Looks over at Firestar*

Firestar: *Nods*

Brambleclaw: Yes I do.

Hawkfrost: *Hugs Brambleclaw* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!

Firestar: Aww that's sweet, but Brambleclaw, you have one thing left to do.

Brambleclaw: Yeah I know. Hawkfrost, you can let go now.

Hawkfrost: Oh right!

Firestar: All of Thunderclan gather round! Brambleclaw has something to say!

Thunderclan: *Gathers*

Brambleclaw: I hate you Squirrelflight and I am in the Dark Forest.

Squirrelflight: You what?! I should have known that Hawkfrost was a bad influence the moment he hugged you!

Brambleclaw: No no wait Squirrelflight! It was just-

Squirrelflight: I don't want to hear it, you're coming with me, away from all of this bad influence. *Drags Brambleclaw away while he tries to explain that it was a dare*

Firestar: Well, I guess that's it!

Tigerstar: Actually, it's not. If I'm correct, which I am, you still have one more dare to do.

Firestar: Well-

Tigerstar: Yeeaahh you do. This dare is from @Breezepetal! You have to spend a day in the Dark Forest!

Firestar: But-

Tigerstar: No buts!

Hawkfrost: Let's go!

*In the Dark Forest*

Firestar: Ew, I forgot how murky it is here.

Hawkfrost: Rule #1, no judging our home.

Firestar: Rules?

Tigerstar: Yes, rules. Dark Forest Rules!

Firestar: Since when does the Dark Forest have rules?

Hawkfrost: Since right now! *Whispers "As we make them up." to himself*

Firestar: Okay...

Tigerstar: Rule #2, you must obey our every command!

Firestar: I don't like where this is going.

Hawkfrost: Last, but not least, Rule #3!

Firestar: Which is?

Hawkfrost: Which is....um....you must.....become evil!

Firestar: No way!

Tigerstar: Then as punishment for breaking our rules, you must jump into the murky lake!

Firestar: Fine. *Grumbles* This beats being evil any day. *Jumps into the lake* Why is it not clean?!

Tigerstar: That's the Dark Forest for ya.

Hawkfrost: Now come back here!

Firestar: *Walks back* What Hawkfrost?

Hawkfrost: You must call me Hawkstar!

Firestar: Okay Hawkstar, is that all?

Tigerstar: Yes, now I'll show you where you will be sleeping.

Firestar: Sleeping?!

Tigerstar: Yep, the dare was for a whole day. You will be sleeping with the elders!

Firestar: I'm not an elder!

Hawkfrost: Would you rather sleep with the apprentices?

Firestar: Elders it is!

Hawkfrost: I'll cover the outro today!

Firestar: But you don't know how it goes!

Hawkfrost: I'll improvise! *Whispers* Just like I did with the rules.

Firestar: Wait, you made up those rules?!

Hawkfrost: Uh thanks for reading and see you next time!

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