A/N: So, I've heard about the Firestar hates waffles meme and decided to make a spoof out of it. :)
Berrynose: Hey Firestar...
Firestar: Yes Berrynose?
Berrynose: I have a question for you... *Mischievous grin*
Firestar: What is it?
Berrynose: Do you like waffles?
Firestar: W-w-w-waffles?!
Berrynose: Yes, waffles *Smiles knowingly*
Firestar: No! Do you have some? Are they here?!
Berrynose: Look behind you...
Firestar: *Looks behind him and sees an enormous pile of blueberry waffles*
Firestar: H-how did these waffles get here?!
Firestar: And why are there waffles in the fresh kill pile?
Berrynose: Oh Firestar didn't you hear?
Firestar: *Frightfully* Hear, what?
Berrynose: Didn't you hear that the clans only eat waffles instead of fresh kill now?
Firestar: Wait what?! Seriously?!
Berrynose: Go and see for yourself.
Firestar: *Goes around to every clan to see that all of their fresh kill piles are waffles now* 0-0
Firestar: *Walks back into Thunderclan*
Random kit: Hey Firestar, do you want a waffle? They're so good. I like the waffles better than fresh kill.
Firestar: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs to the medicine cat den to see Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: Hey Firestar. Do you need something?
Firestar: Yes. I- *Sees Jayfeather eating a waffle*
Firestar: WWWHHHYYY???!!! I DON'T LIKE WAFFLES!!! *Runs away*
Jayfeather: Oh well.
Firestar: *Runs all the way from the lake territory to his sister*
Princess: Firestar! What are you doing here? Did you come all the way from the lake territory to see me?
Princess: But before you answer that...
Princess: Do you want a waffle? They're really good.
Firestar: O-O
Firestar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!
Firestar: *Runs back to Thunderclan*
Every cat in Thunderclan: You've been pranked!!
Firestar: You mean we really don't have to eat waffles all the time?
Berrynose: *Eating waffle* Yeah, it was just an fun prank.
Berrynose: Do you want the last of the waffles?
Firestar: What? No! I don't-
Berrynose: Bring them in!
Brambleclaw: *driving a dump truck full of waffles*
Brambleclaw: *Dumps them on Firestar*
Firestar: NOOOOO! Not more waffles! *Is covered in a pile of waffles*
To be Continued...
A/N: By the way, I'm still taking requests if anyone has any.
