A/N: This spoof is about what Brambleclaw had to tell Berrynose about the waffles from the previous spoof.
Berrynose: Okay Brambleclaw. What did you need to tell me that was so important?
Brambleclaw: The waffles want to talk to us.
Berrynose: Why us and not Firestar?
Brambleclaw: I don't know. Come on! They told me to meet them at the moonpool so they can talk to us in a dream.
Berrynose: Okay.
Brambleclaw: JAYFEATHER!!
Jayfeather: What?!
Brambleclaw: We need you to take us to the moonpool. It's important!
Jayfeather: Fine.
*At the moonpool, in the dream*
Berrynose: Okay! We're here!
Brambleclaw: Waffles, what did you need to tell us?
Waffles: Brambleclaw, Berrynose. We need your help.
Berrynose: With what?
Waffles: We want your help to turn Thunderclan into Waffleclan.
Brambleclaw: What?! No way!
Waffles: It's just for a day so we can mess with Firestar. Brambleclaw, you can be leader and Berrynose, you can be deputy.
Brambleclaw: Just for one day?
Waffles: Yes.
Brambleclaw and Berrynose: Okay!
Waffles: Brambleclaw, we will now name you Wafflestar. We trust that you will lead Waffleclan greatly. Berrynose, we will now name you Syrupnose. We trust that you will be a great deputy for Waffleclan. Now go back to your clan and give everycat a proper Waffleclan name.
Wafflestar: Okay!
*Back in the camp*
Firestar: Good morning Thunderclan!
Wafflestar: What is this Thunderclan you speak of? This is Waffleclan. The clan of cats and waffles.
Waffle: *Passes by*
Firestar: W-what?! Brambleclaw, are you serious?
Wafflestar: My name is not Brambleclaw. My name is Wafflestar, leader of Thunderclan. My deputy is Syrupnose (Berrynose), and our medicine cat is Doughfeather (Jayfeather).
Firestar: Does everyone have a waffle related name?!
Wafflestar: Yes.
Firestar: What about Icecloud?
Wafflestar: Her Waffleclan name is Flourcloud.
Firestar: Dovewing?
Wafflestar: Her waffleclan name is Sugerwing.
Firestar: Squirrelflight?
Wafflestar: Her Waffleclan name is Vanillaflight.
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why is this happening?!!
Waffle: Revenge, Firestar. Revenge.
Firestar: Where is Lionblaze?!
Wafflestar: He's.... Actually, I don't know.
Lionblaze: *Walks into camp* What'd I miss?
Wafflestar: Well-
Firestar: LIONBLAZE!! YOU NEED TO CHASE THESE WAFFLES OUT OF THE CAMP!! NOW!!
Lionblaze: Umm... Okay. *Chases all the waffles out of camp*
Waffles: No! We'll be back for this clan! Eventually!!
Firestar: I hereby make this clan Thunderclan again! Everyone goes back to their original names and everything shall go back to normal! Without waffles!
*Everything goes back to normal*
Firestar: Whew! That was close! Lionblaze! I have a job for you.
Lionblaze: Yeah?
Firestar: You will be the official protector of this clan from waffles.
Lionblaze: Okay!
Firestar: With you as our protector, this clan will be safe from waffles!
Berrynose: *Runs in front of Firestar* Until next time!
