Brambleclaw: Yay! Now we can jump on the- hey. Do you hear that?
*Rumbling*
Every cat from every clan: TRAMPOLINE!!!
Lionblaze: Wait! The trampoline can't support every cat's weight!
All of the cats: *Jumps on the trampoline anyway*
Squirrelflight: AAHH! There's too many cats here!
Everyone: *Still jumping*
Dovewing: WOAH! * Flies out of the trampoline* I can fly! *Flies into a tree*
Dovewing: Everyone stop! Do you hear that?
*Creaking noises*
Squirrelflight: The trampoline is going to break!
Everyone: *Rushes to get out*
Trampoline: *Breaks while everyone is trying to get out*
Everyone: *Falls with the breaking trampoline, then everyone gets up*
Dovewing: Hey! I'm still up here in the tree!
Lionblaze: Just jump! I'll catch you! I can't get hurt!
Dovewing: I can just climb down.
Lionblaze: Just jump! It'll be easier!
Dovewing: I can climb! My legs work properly!
Lionblaze: JUST JUMP!
Dovewing: *Climbs down*
Lionblaze: It would have been easier to jump.
Dovewing: You know we have bigger problems to worry about! Like the broken trampoline! Why did everyone come on here at once?!
Mistystar: Berrynose said that there was a competition to see which clan could get on the trampoline first, and whichever clan wins gets the trampoline.
Dovewing: Berrynose!
Berrynose: What?! I thought it would be funny! I was right!
*Silence*
Random cat: *Starts laughing*
Every cat: *Starts laughing*
Tawnypelt: I guess we were pretty funny!
Every cat: *Agrees*
Firestar: On the bright side of this, at least there are no waffles.
Mistystar: Firestar, what's with you and waffles?
Firestar: It's a long story. The only thing you really need to know about them is that they are EVIL!
Squirrelflight: Anyway, what should we do about the broken trampoline?
Brambleclaw: We could move away from clan territory since it can't be fixed.
Every cat: *Agrees*
*Later, back in Thunderclan*
Lionblaze: So what now?
Squirrelflight: Well, I think we should-
Brambleclaw: Find out what we do in the next spoof!
Squirrelflight: No, there are plenty of things we could do around camp and-
Brambleclaw: Until next time!
