Berrynose: Welcome back everyone! Today, we will be interviewing Ashfur!
Ashfur: What?
Berrynose: I'm going to interview you.
Ashfur: Okay.
Berrynose: So Ashfur, tell me how your feeling right now.
Ashfur: Rejected.
Berrynose: And why is that?
Ashfur: Squirrelflight left me for Brambleclaw!
Berrynose: Sorry to hear that. Tell me, if you could do anything right now, what would it be?
Ashfur: To get Squirrelflight back. She belongs with me!
Berrynose: Okay, no need to get aggressive.
Ashfur: Why? How would you feel if you lost your first potential mate?!
Berrynose: .....
Ashfur: Oh. Right. Sorry.
Berrynose: On to the next question. What goals do you have?
Ashfur: To get Squirrelflight back!
Berrynose: CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN SQUIRRELFLIGHT RIGHT NOW?
Ashfur: Okay, fine.
Berrynose: Now, try answering that question again.
Ashfur: One of my goals is to get revenge.
Berrynose: On who?
Ashfur: Brambleclaw.
Berrynose: How?
Ashfur: *Whispers plan to Berrynose*
Berrynose: What?! You can't do that! He's our deputy! How about pulling a prank on him instead?
Ashfur: *Reluctantly* Fine.
*Later*
Berrynose: Okay, is the prank ready?
Ashfur: Yep!
Berrynose: Okay, go!
Ashfur: Brambleclaw! Come quick! It's an emergency!
Brambleclaw: What's the emergency?
Berrynose: You need to take this stick away! Quickly! It's dangerous!
Brambleclaw: Okay! I'll- wait. Isn't this Jayfeather's stick?
Jayfeather: *Super angry, charging towards Brambleclaw* GIVE ME BACK MY STICK!!
Berrynose and Ashfur: *Runs away laughing*
Berrynose: We pranked him so good!
Ashfur: I know right! This was fun! I'm going to prank him every day for the rest of his life! This is the best revenge ever!
Berrynose: Every day- Wait Ashfur No! The point of this one prank was to get revenge. Not prank him everyday for revenge!
Ashfur: Well I've changed my mind! He will be pranked forever! *Runs while doing an evil laugh*
Berrynose: I need to fix this. *Turns to audience* And that concludes another episode of Interviews with Berrynose! Ashfur wait! *Runs after Ashfur while in the distance, the faint noise of an angry Jayfeather is heard*
