Spoof 61 (Kits and More Sweaters) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" We have two dares for today!

Brambleclaw: Yes! Who are they for?

Firestar: This first dare is for Lionblaze!

Lionblaze: *Appears* What's my dare?

Firestar: This dare is from @Breezepetal! Your dare is to let a kit beat you in a fight!

Lionblaze:... Ha! You're joking!

Firestar: *Blank stare*

Lionblaze: You're joking.....right?

Brambleclaw: Nope!

Lionblaze: A kit could never beat me!

Firestar: Welp, now it will!

Lionblaze: But-

Brambleclaw: It'll be fun!

Lionblaze: *Sighs* Okay fine.

Firestar: *Grabs kit and brings it over*

Lionblaze: *Pretending to be cheerful* Hey little kit! Do you want to fight me?

Kit: Okay!

Lionblaze: Ready, set go!

Kit: *Touches Lionblaze so lightly that you can't even feel it*

Lionblaze: Ooooooh! You got me! *Falls over* I'm so very defeated! I surrender!

Kit: Hooray! I'm the strongest kit alive! *Runs off cheerfully*

Lionblaze: Glad that's over.

Firestar: The next dare is from @Moonstone2509! *Teleports to the Dark Forest*

Tigerstar: Oh no not another dare!

Firestar: Yep! This is for all of the Dark Forest!

Hawkfrost: We've already stopped trying to take over the forest, what more do you want?

Firestar: The dare is for you to wear colored sweaters based on what clan you are from!

Tigerstar: Does that mean I get to take off this fluffy unicorn sweater?

Firestar: *Happily* No! You'll just have to wear it over your unicorn sweater!

Darkstripe: What are the colors?

Firestar: Thunderclan gets yellow, Riverclan gets blue, Windclan gets green, and Shadowclan gets dark purple! *Waves paw, sweaters magically appear on every Dark Forest cat*

Mapleshade: They're kinda itchy.

Firestar: *Shrugs*

Tigerstar: *Sweating* Why are they so fluffy?! 

Firestar: They're sweaters. They're supposed to be fluffy.

Tigerstar: But *pant* I'm so hot! I need to take them off!

Firestar: Do you need to cool down?

Tigerstar: Yes!

Firestar: *Picks up Tigerstar and throws him in the river*

Tigerstar: *Splutters* Why did you do that?!

Firestar: To cool you down.

Tigerstar: *Grumbles* I hate when he's right.

Brambleclaw: That's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares!

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