Spoof 58 (Dares and Sweaters) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" We have two dares to do today!

Brambleclaw: But first, we have another cat joining us! Please welcome, Mistkit!

Mistkit: Hello! What are the dares for today?

Firestar: The first dare is from @Elisa0248! The dare is for Berrynose!

Berrynose: *Appears* What's my dare?

Firestar: Your dare is to live in the Dark Forest for a quarter moon!

Berrynose: What?!

Mistkit: Yep!

Firestar: Don't worry, I was there for an entire day! You'll be fine.

Berrynose: But- *Poofs away to the Dark Forest*

Mistkit: See you in a quarter moon!

Firestar: Well, since that's taken care of, let's move on to our next dare!

Brambleclaw: Mistkit, would you like to introduce the dare?

Mistkit: Sure! This dare is from @Breezepetal! The dare is for Darkstripe and Tigerstar!

Darkstripe and Tigerstar: *Appears*

Mistkit: The dare is for Darkstripe to slap Tigerstar in the face and force him to wear a fluffy pink sweater with rainbows and unicorns on it!

Tigerstar: Ha, you wish! Darkstripe would never do that!

Darkstripe: It's a dare, so I will.

Tigerstar: Whatever, but you will never get a fluffy sweater on me!

Darkstripe: *Slpas Tigerstar and forces the sweater on him*

Tigerstar: No! Get this off of me!

Firestar: Sorry, only a dare can get it off.

Tigerstar: Someone da-

Brambleclaw: *Covers Tigerstar's mouth* No one dare the sweater off of him!

Tigerstar: But I want it off!

Mistkit: Why? It suits you.

Tigerstar: This big, fluffy, pink sweater with rainbows and unicorns on it suits me, Tigerstar, one of the most evil cats to ever exist in Warriors?

Mistkit: Yeah!

Tigerstar: *Sigh*

Firestar: Now you have to go back to the Dark Forest with it on.

Tigerstar: That wasn't part of the dare!

Brambleclaw: But it won't come off until it is dared off, so you have to go back with it.

Tigerstar: No...I'll...I'll just stay here!

Mistkit: You'd rather stay here than go back?

Tigerstar: Yeah.

Firestar: You'd rather stay here, where every Clan will see you?

Tigerstar: ....On second thought, I'll go back.

*In the Dark Forest*

Tigerstar: Berrynose? What are you doing here?

Berrynose: Dared. Why are you wearing that sweater?

Tigerstar: Dared.

Berrynose: *Snickers* It suits you.

Tigerstar: *Screams in frustration*

Brambleclaw: That's all for today! Come back next time for more fun dares with our new cats!

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