*When the patrol came back*
Brambleclaw: Firestar! We have something to report!
Firestar: Is another clan trying to invade our territory?
Brambleclaw: No.
Firestar: ARE THERE MORE WAFFLES?! I KNEW IT!
Brambleclaw: Firestar.
Firestar: I CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THIS WAFFLE NONSENSE. WE NEED TO GET READY FOR THE WAFFLE ATTACK!
Brambleclaw: Firestar!
Firestar: WHEN ARE THE WAFFLES ATTACKING?! HOW MANY WAFFLES ARE THERE?! HOW MANY CATS NEED TO FIGHT?! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE WAFFLES ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Brambleclaw: FIRESTAR!!
Firestar: WHAT?!
Brambleclaw: There are no waffles!
Firestar: What?! Then what did you find?
Brambleclaw: We found a trampoline.
Firestar: What's a trampoline?
Brambleclaw: Dovewing?
Dovewing: *Explains everything there is to know about trampolines*
Firestar: How do you know all of this?
Dovewing: It's a long story.
Firestar: Okay. About the trampoline, just move it out of our territory.
Squirrelflight: It's too big and heavy to move.
Lionblaze: Trust me, we've tried. A lot.
Firestar: So what are we going to do about it?
Brambleclaw: Well, I suggest we keep it where it is right now, and any cat who has free time can jump on it.
Firestar: Hmmmmmmm......okay. BUT, cats can only jump on it if they have nothing else to do. I'll create a meeting to tell his to everyone.
* After the meeting*
Firestar: Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, Lionblaze, Dovewing....... Where are you going?
Brambleclaw: Umm... to jump on the trampoline.
Firestar: What? But you four have to go on a hunting patrol. Also, you need to make sure there are no waffles in the camp!
Brambleclaw: I already assigned a hunting patrol and a waffle lookout patrol.
Firestar: Oh... well you four have to go on a border patrol.
Brambleclaw: Already assigned that too. I assigned tasks to every cat in camp. So we have nothing else to do.
Firestar: Did you assign tasks to everycat on purpose just so you can jump on the trampoline?
Brambleclaw: Yup! Everyone run to the trampoline!
Everyone: *Runs to the trampoline*
To be continued...
