Spoof 54 (Codes, unicorns, and forgiveness) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" You're in for a treat today! We will be doing three dares!

Brambleclaw: Woah! Who is getting dared?

Firestar: First up, we have Hollyleaf!

Hollyleaf: *Appears* I have a dare?

Brambleclaw: Yes!

Hollyleaf: What is it? It better not be against the warrior code!

Firestar: This dare is from @Breezepetal! Your dare is to scream "I hate the warrior code" ten times!

Hollyleaf: No! No way! Not a chance!

Firestar: You have to, someone dared you to.

Hollyleaf: What happens if I don't?

Firestar:..........

Brambleclaw: It's against the warrior code to not say I hate the warrior code.

Hollyleaf: What?! It is?!

Brambleclaw: Yeah! I thought you of all cats would know that!

Hollyleaf: Ah! Okay, I'll say it!

Firestar: Go ahead.

Hollyleaf: I'm only doing this because it's the code. *inhale*  I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code!I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code! I hate the warrior code!

Lionblaze: You do?

Hollyleaf: No! I only said it because it's against the code if I don't!

Lionblaze: It's against the warrior code if you don't say I hate the warrior code?

Hollyleaf: No, it's against the code if- *Turns to Brambleclaw and Firestar* You tricked me.

Brambleclaw: Yep!

Firestar: Yeah

Hollyleaf: No no no! I apologize to the creators of the code! I didn't mean to say I hate it! *Runs, yelling apologies to the sky*

Firestar: Okay.....Our next dare is for Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: What?

Firestar: You have a dare!

Jayfeather: Oh great. What's my dare?

Firestar: This dare is from @SunOrSunfire! The dare is for Starclan to grant you the power to turn into a unicorn, but you aren't able to control it. So you just change into a unicorn at random times!

Jayfeather: .........I have no words.

Firestar: How about UNICORN TIME!

Starclan: *Grants Jayfeather the power to turn into a unicorn*

Jayfeather: So how will I know when- *Turns into a unicorn*

Firestar and Brambleclaw: *Starts laughing*

Jayfeather: This is not funny.

Sandstorm: *Walks over* What's going on over *Spots Jayfeather* here? Where did this come from?! It's so pretty!

Firestar and Brambleclaw: *Laughs harder*

Firestar: That's Jayfeather!

Sandstorm: It is?

Jayfeather the unicorn: Hey.

Rainbownose(Berrynose): Hey, we're matching now!

Lionblaze: Okay, this is an awesome dare!

Jayfeather the unicorn: *Changes back to Jayfeather*

Sandstorm: Aww

Jayfeather: *Spits out glitter* Well, dare over!

Firestar: No, it's not over. You are still going to change at random times!

Jayfeather: What?! I am?! *Changes back*

Everyone: Yay!

Firestar: Well, while Jayfeather is a unicorn, let's do the third dare! This dare is from @SnowcloudOfIceClan! The dare is for Sandstorm and Spottedleaf!

Sandstorm: Again?!

Spottedleaf: *Appears* Is that a unicorn?

Firestar: Yes! The dare is for Sandstorm to forgive me and love me again and for Spottedleaf to watch us date for 6 moons!

Spottedleaf:...Okay...

Sandstorm: Aww okay, I love you. *Tails intertwine*

Jayfeather the unicorn: Wait. Don't unicorns have magic?

Brambleclaw: Do they?

Jayfeather the unicorn: *Magically starts flying somehow* Woah, this is cool!

Brambleclaw: That's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares and Jayfeather the unicorn! Have a great day/night!

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