Shut The F*ck Up, No One Cares

Halp

So you guys know I have no social life, and you also know I'm addicted to YouTube. More specifically Dan & Phil, danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil.

And if you didn't know any of that, now you do so merry Christmas!

Anyway, I have a srs problem, I started memorizing videos. Like, I know what they're gonna say or what's going to happen next.

The worst one is Dans video: The Time I Got Sunstroke. I know every word by heart, I'm not even remotely joking. I watch that video with my friend Hope, most of you guys know her by now, and she gets so mad at me because she just wants to watch the video, and I'm sitting there like:

"If anybody touches me I will unleash a tidal storm of stomach acid down their front, and then I will get detained, I'll be locked in a room, I will puke in the room, and then I'll be probed and I will puke on whoever probes me!" Making all the gestures he does in the video, and then she'll be like:

"Shut the fuck up! I just want to watch the video!"

And I'm just like:

"I'm sorry, I have a problem!" *cries*

...Ok, so that last part might not happen, but everything else is completely accurate. You can even ask Hope:

Wattpad: @HopeHornberger

Facebook: Hope Hornberger

Twitter: hope hornberger  (@hopetink69)

You should tweet her (and me if you want...) with #Halp and just say anything you want! That would be super cool, and if anyone wants, I could follow you guys? Just ask or comment your Twitter, or Tumblr too!