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I Think I Sounded Like A Stalker...

(Disclaimer: I wrote this the day Dans video was put up and it didn't publish for some reason, so no, I didn't just watch his video.)

Hey guys!

So I was just casually watching the new Reasons Why Dans A Fail, when Hope started texting me.

Y'know, da uj da uj

But then out of nowhere, my friend... let's call him... ok I have no idea what to call him so I'm just gonna keep saying 'my friend'.

Anyway, he texts me out of nowhere after like a billion years and he's just like 'Hey'. So I was like 'Hey'. Then he's like 'How are you'. So I'm like 'Good I guess, you?'. And he's like 'Eh'.

So I'm freaking out, like "Eh? Eh?! What is that supposed to mean?!?!"

So I of course, being the awkward person I am, attempt to change the subject, so I'm like 'What's up?'. And he's like 'Going to get my hair cut'. And I'm like 'Cool'.

Wow way to be awkward. -_- But why is he getting it cut? I like it long, that's why I like him in the first place ffs!

And then he's like 'Want a pic?'. And I'm like 'Sure why not'. While I'm thinking: "Wha- I- Why would I want a picture?"

And then he left to get his hair cut.

Also, did I mention I may or may not have liked him, then I may or may not have dated him for a while, and I may or may not still like him even though I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend?

Yeah well all that happened.